2morethenyou

This is an old joke...if you're very religious don't read it...you might be offended...

This guy gets on a bus and sees a nun sitting at the front. He thinks to himself "Wow, I've never fucked a nun before, I would love to **** a nun". So he heads over to the nun, sits beside her and tells her he wants to **** her. She slaps him across the face, and moves to the back of the bus.

The guy is sitting there wondering what he did wrong when the bus driver mentions for him to come over.

The bus driver says to him, "I overheard your little dillemma. What you need to do is dress up like God and command her to have sex with you".

So the guy thanked the bus driver and ran home to get his God costume. He put it on, and went to the church, where he found the nun all alone. He crept up behind her and yelled "I am God and I command you to have sex with me!"

The nun, who was a little startled, agreed. "I will do anything for you God, but I wan't to remain a virgin so can you please do me up the ***?"

The guy agreed and they had sex. After they finished, he felt so good that he deceived her, and so he pulled off his God costume and said "Haha, I'm not God, I'm the guy from the bus!"

And then the nun pulled off her costume and said "Haha, I'm not the nun, I'm the bus driver!"

imported_94EG6HB

Yep your going..

Here a pic of your new surroundings..


LOL...

Damn guess that means I'm going too...

90EFHB

ouch.....!!!! I bet that reminds 94EG6HB of high school with the Jesuit brothers

CiViC [-_-] BoY ™

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Cantonagod

If I am there first I'll save you a spot in hell and vice versa.

[1sL0CiviC]

god dammit, post more dirt!

SiR-Racer

hahaha...an oldie but a goodie!

imported_Slvr-Bullet

Rice Burner

Your going in a hand basket.

loudgirlcivic

hahaha. Keep them coming!