imported_jj2ii3344

I cross ocean,
poor and broke.
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send you cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard,
I put a tent.

Send for family,
they just trash,
But they too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby ...
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Gots lots of room...
in Pakistan.

Nova_Dust

Heh a little colourful but it is all jokes

imported_94EG6HB

You wrote this??

imported_EH_94_Civic

WoW. Im speachless.

imported_Cablerat

If it didn't say 'room in pakistan' then it wouldnt have been directed to one culture itself.. Oh well..

kwikb16a2

My old neighbours were like that, five families living in one house

Nova_Dust

I remember this Indian family was like that in my old neighbourhood. The little 1300 sqft house has like 8 or 9 people in it, or even more than that.