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Old 09-Oct-2007, 01:20 PM
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"What is a flaw you have?"

That is the hardest q to answer in an interview....
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 01:40 PM
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^^^ I push myself too hard...

I am a workaholic... etc etc..
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cynikal.Mindset
the most important thing is to know about the company and the position you are being interviewed for...and when they ask you if you have any questions you better have some damn good questions to ask...nobody likes somebody that thinks they know everything or somebody that doesnt know jack
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 01:42 PM
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^^^ I push myself too hard to be the best I can.
that's too common...

how about I'm a lazy worker? and im trying to overcome that by taking less breaks
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
"What is a flaw you have?"

That is the hardest q to answer in an interview....

At my last interview I said my math skills aren't the best, but thats why the calculator was invented as well as microsoft excel and their formulas. This then lead to him saying, "so your saying you know excel pretty good," and I replied, "well out of 10, i'd rate myself a good 8-9/10. "
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cablerat
^^^ I push myself too hard...

I am a workaholic... etc etc..

they are expecting those type of replies

how about....I'm a lazy worker and im trying to overcome that by taking less breaks? lol

in all seriousness....how would u answer that q w/o giving them an answer they've heard a million times
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
they are expecting those type of replies

how about....I'm a lazy worker and im trying to overcome that by taking less breaks? lol

in all seriousness....how would u answer that q w/o giving them an answer they've heard a million times
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questions i hate most are like....tell me an experience that taught you something this this and that...like come on WTF...this is no story telling session.
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I was asked before "if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?"
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^^ did you say im a pumpkin?
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your answer was? fruit of the loom
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 02:37 PM
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should you be somewhat relaxed and funny in an interview or pure serious? like can you throw in a joke here and there or be very stern
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
should you be somewhat relaxed and funny in an interview or pure serious? like can you throw in a joke here and there or be very stern
you should be yourself

companies do not dot conduct business, people conduct business

you need to show them you can be a person with your own intelligence and skills to blend in and put people at ease, go ahead and crack a tasteful joke or two, laugh at his jokes (they will often throw some in to ease the situation and see if you respons like a human being, or a scared little peon)

in order you convince people, you need to reach them on a personal level, otherwise only your resumee would be needed
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yea show some personality for sure

its one of the most important things

people want to get the feel of whether they can work with you on a daily basis or not
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^^ did you say im a pumpkin?

No I said a coconut because i'm hard headed.
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Gallagher
At my last interview I said my math skills aren't the best, but thats why the calculator was invented as well as microsoft excel and their formulas. This then lead to him saying, "so your saying you know excel pretty good," and I replied, "well out of 10, i'd rate myself a good 8-9/10. "
and u still cant figure excel formulas out you ******
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by shlammed
dont wear perfume/cologne because not everyone feels like smelling you
if the interviewer is female and u have a scnet on being a guy, u have a better chance.. keep in mind, if u wear too much or smell like some pine sol type ish..then no luck.. but yea.. i learned this in class
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
they are expecting those type of replies

how about....I'm a lazy worker and im trying to overcome that by taking less breaks? lol

in all seriousness....how would u answer that q w/o giving them an answer they've heard a million times
Yeah but that's fine.. Bottom line is you didn't point out any flaws.. And those are not obvious answers, people will speak the truth and state flaws that cost them the job. Look at it this way, if you are great in everything, and then give them a silly answer like that, as opposed to revealing something that is critical "IE - I suck at managing my calender" , which situation is overall better for you?

The alternative to that is try to point out something subtle and show self-improvement.. IE - I tend to want to jump right into a project before properly analyzing the requirements or something. Finish it off with something like, And I've recognized this and have improved significantly in the last 2 months by doing blah blah blah. So atleast if you identify an issue, you don't leave it hanging.. Show that you are focused toward self-improvement and have made progress.

Depending on the position you are trying for, a lot of it is how you answer questions too.. They will notice Hesistation.. They notice how many UHHs and Umms you say.. For the love of god, practice NOT saying UMM and UHH.. If you are in thought, don't say anything.. it makes you seem soo much smarter..

In terms of attitude, professionalism is always important for any office job.

Answer only what you are ASKED! Clear and concise! Expand on a topic only where absolutely necessary..

Know the history of the organization and talk to it where you can.. IE - Reference a project you did that could help this organization because they have similar processes or are in similar markets etc... Show them that you've done your research on them and aren't doing this for ****s and giggles.

Geeze I could go on and on.. Remember names, keep eye contact but not to the point that you are staring them down. Ask them questions, show interest in the organization..

After the interview, send a letter or email and thank them for the opportunity. If they gave you a time frame for a response, wait patiently.. If you don't get a response, call them and ask.. Doesn't hurt!

I worked in HR for almost 2 years and you will be surprized the kind of **** that can make a recruiter / manager change his/her mind.
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Old 09-Oct-2007, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Joker
if the interviewer is female and u have a scnet on being a guy, u have a better chance.. keep in mind, if u wear too much or smell like some pine sol type ish..then no luck.. but yea.. i learned this in class
Women interviewers are the worst! Uptight, snobbish, miserable,..... Especially if you are a woman being interviewed by a woman.. Good friggin luck! Instant competition. And don't tell me that women don't do that.. A lot don't , but a lot do..

Men are generally laid back and don't measure you the same way.

KEY WORD - GENERALLY!!
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Originally Posted by Cablerat
Yeah but that's fine.. Bottom line is you didn't point out any flaws.. And those are not obvious answers, people will speak the truth and state flaws that cost them the job. Look at it this way, if you are great in everything, and then give them a silly answer like that, as opposed to revealing something that is critical "IE - I suck at managing my calender" , which situation is overall better for you?

The alternative to that is try to point out something subtle and show self-improvement.. IE - I tend to want to jump right into a project before properly analyzing the requirements or something. Finish it off with something like, And I've recognized this and have improved significantly in the last 2 months by doing blah blah blah. So atleast if you identify an issue, you don't leave it hanging.. Show that you are focused toward self-improvement and have made progress.

Depending on the position you are trying for, a lot of it is how you answer questions too.. They will notice Hesistation.. They notice how many UHHs and Umms you say.. For the love of god, practice NOT saying UMM and UHH.. If you are in thought, don't say anything.. it makes you seem soo much smarter..

In terms of attitude, professionalism is always important for any office job.

Answer only what you are ASKED! Clear and concise! Expand on a topic only where absolutely necessary..

Know the history of the organization and talk to it where you can.. IE - Reference a project you did that could help this organization because they have similar processes or are in similar markets etc... Show them that you've done your research on them and aren't doing this for ****s and giggles.

Geeze I could go on and on.. Remember names, keep eye contact but not to the point that you are staring them down. Ask them questions, show interest in the organization..

After the interview, send a letter or email and thank them for the opportunity. If they gave you a time frame for a response, wait patiently.. If you don't get a response, call them and ask.. Doesn't hurt!

I worked in HR for almost 2 years and you will be surprized the kind of **** that can make a recruiter / manager change his/her mind.
Excellent post, Khosh. A wealth of good advice.
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