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Old 04-Nov-2008, 01:41 PM
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Japanese Man Petitions To MARRY Comic Book Wife

A JAPANESE man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".
Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols.

Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Taka****a launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

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Befitting his desire to be two-dimensional, he listed no contact details, making it impossible to reach him for comment to explain if his campaign is serious or tongue-in-cheek.

But some people signing the petition are true believers.

"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love," one person wrote.

"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost," the person wrote.

Japan only permits marriage between human men and women and gives no legal recognition to same-sex relationships.

Japan's fans of comic books, or "manga," sometimes go to extremes.

Earlier this month, a woman addicted to manga put out an online message seeking to kill her parents for asking her to throw away comic books that filled up three rooms.
That's some fugged up stuff right there...

but if this was to be allowed.. i'd personally take.... Psylocke
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LMAO....hahahahahahahah *breathe* WOW!

Sooooooo, when he goes on a date with his 'comic book wife', does he ask the waitress for a table for two, and than places the comic book in one of the seats?

Crazy japs
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AND when he divorces his said comic book wife.... say I married psylocke... would i get half her powers? and other thigns she uses and owns? that would be pretty sick.
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hey, people dedicate their lives to jesus or mohammed and they're basically the same thing.

manga characters i guess usually aren't so demented and the cause of so much evil and ignorance at least.
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true, but nobody petitions to marry jesus or mohammed etc.
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because they're allowed to... they're called rabbis, priests, clerics, imams, warlocks, and wizards, and pedophiles.
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ohhhh truuuuuuue... i just learned something new today. And this is why im not religious. Comic book females are much better to look at anyway.
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Originally Posted by Polkaroo Killa
LMAO....hahahahahahahah *breathe* WOW!

Sooooooo, when he goes on a date with his 'comic book wife', does he ask the waitress for a table for two, and than places the comic book in one of the seats?
^ ^ Funny, it's easy to visualize that scenario, hahahaha...
How bizarre.
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Originally Posted by buddhafest
ohhhh truuuuuuue... i just learned something new today. And this is why im not religious. Comic book females are much better to look at anyway.
"i named my ***** mohammed and tried to choke it.

it then puked on me."

someone had posted that as a movie review somewhere.

I think it's appropriate to post.
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hahahaha
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Originally Posted by bruce fee
because they're allowed to... they're called rabbis, priests, clerics, imams, warlocks, and wizards, and pedophiles.

hmmm interesting most of those people are Males.. if Men are marrying a man (Jesus or Mohammed) when they sign on to their religious order... then it can be argued that Religions are all for Gay marriage.

hmmm or maybe thats why they are so against gay marriage...

interesting ....
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