Double_B

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders.
He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or BUNGA BUNGA?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for BUNGA BUNGA. The tribe starts screaming BUNGA BUNGA! and dancing around. the chief then rips the explorers pants off and f#cks him in the ***.
The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or BUNGA BUNGA?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for BUNGA BUNGA. The tribe again starts screaming BUNGA BUNGA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and f#cks him in the ***.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or BUNGA BUNGA?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death.
The chief turns to the tribe and screams



"DEATH BY BUNGA BUNGA!"

imported_GoldBadge

I heard that joke like 10 years ago, not kidding...awesome to see its still being told!

Double_B

You are right, this is an old joke, and like you I still think it's still funny

bbarbulo

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hahaha... death by assfu(king, that's terrible!

cibs

HAHAHAHAHAHAA... that's jokes

Notorious

bahahahhahahahahaha!!!

spracingsports

i cant even imagine the pain hed be going through.... HAHAHA

imported_cet_civic

ooohh man, thats funny..but not at the same time...

imported_chillinit

LOL...i heard this too a long long time ago. Instead of bunga bunga...it was "jugo-jugo"...lol

Gunmetalef

hehehe i remeber this one.. t is horrible though..

GinoLicious

I never heard this one before. Geez that is funny. I like it.

^_^

never heard it either, its funny tho cuz he gets it either way

imported_Promoking

Heaer this when I was a little kid. Still a good classic though.