Joke for the morning
25-Feb-2005, 11:30 AM
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Joke for the morning
This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down
the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue
ball. So he walked down and said to the man,
"Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a
small head. Is this a birth defect?"
The man said, "No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by
the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam
to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me
three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The
mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I
would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the
mermaid."
She said, "I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.?"
So I said, "How about a little head?"
the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue
ball. So he walked down and said to the man,
"Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a
small head. Is this a birth defect?"
The man said, "No, I got this in the war. My ship was torpedoed by
the German's in WWII. I was the only survivor on the ship so I swam
to shore. One day a mermaid swam up to me and said she would grant me
three wishes. For my first wish I wanted to return to the U.S. The
mermaid granted that wish. My second wish was to have all the money I
would ever need. Wish granted. My third wish was to have sex with the
mermaid."
She said, "I can't grant that wish because mermaids can't have sex.?"
So I said, "How about a little head?"
that just made my day
25-Feb-2005, 01:16 PM
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hahahahahaha... mermaids are hawt!! 
but I wouldn't want sex from one... that would be like screwing a fish. if I want fishy sex I can just go to a bar and pick up a stanky snapper. *shudders*
but I wouldn't want sex from one... that would be like screwing a fish. if I want fishy sex I can just go to a bar and pick up a stanky snapper. *shudders*
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