Joke for the weekend
11-Mar-2005, 05:21 PM
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Joke for the weekend
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen - today I get hunat eighty? The bank teller says, "Fluctuations." The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
11-Mar-2005, 05:31 PM
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Three guys, one chinese guy, one scottish guy and one mexican, come to a construction site looking for work. The boss is going away and needs the extra help so he hires them all and hands out job. He makes the scottish guy in charge of sweeping, the mexican in charge of digging and the chinese guy in charge of the supplies.
He goes on vacation and comes back and nothing is done. He says to the scottish guy "why isn't this stuff done" He replies "I couldn't find a broom" so he fires him. He says to the mexican guy "how come the digging isn't done?" He replies "I couldn't find a shovel" and fires him too.
He goes to look for the chinese guy in a huff and walks past a hill of dirt. All of a sudden the chinese guy jumps up from behind the hill and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
He goes on vacation and comes back and nothing is done. He says to the scottish guy "why isn't this stuff done" He replies "I couldn't find a broom" so he fires him. He says to the mexican guy "how come the digging isn't done?" He replies "I couldn't find a shovel" and fires him too.
He goes to look for the chinese guy in a huff and walks past a hill of dirt. All of a sudden the chinese guy jumps up from behind the hill and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
11-Mar-2005, 05:46 PM
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Originally posted by Surfofpink
Three guys, one chinese guy, one scottish guy and one mexican, come to a construction site looking for work. The boss is going away and needs the extra help so he hires them all and hands out job. He makes the scottish guy in charge of sweeping, the mexican in charge of digging and the chinese guy in charge of the supplies.
He goes on vacation and comes back and nothing is done. He says to the scottish guy "why isn't this stuff done" He replies "I couldn't find a broom" so he fires him. He says to the mexican guy "how come the digging isn't done?" He replies "I couldn't find a shovel" and fires him too.
He goes to look for the chinese guy in a huff and walks past a hill of dirt. All of a sudden the chinese guy jumps up from behind the hill and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
Three guys, one chinese guy, one scottish guy and one mexican, come to a construction site looking for work. The boss is going away and needs the extra help so he hires them all and hands out job. He makes the scottish guy in charge of sweeping, the mexican in charge of digging and the chinese guy in charge of the supplies.
He goes on vacation and comes back and nothing is done. He says to the scottish guy "why isn't this stuff done" He replies "I couldn't find a broom" so he fires him. He says to the mexican guy "how come the digging isn't done?" He replies "I couldn't find a shovel" and fires him too.
He goes to look for the chinese guy in a huff and walks past a hill of dirt. All of a sudden the chinese guy jumps up from behind the hill and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
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12-Mar-2005, 09:01 PM
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Originally posted by Turbo4U
LOLOL
Every-time i hear that one Surfofpink i cant stop laughing.
LOLOL
Every-time i hear that one Surfofpink i cant stop laughing.
