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Old 24-Jan-2007, 10:11 AM
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jokes anyone??
aight my fellow honda nation ! haha

my friend owns a vdub and she keeps ripping on my honda...i need some fire power to fight back..

help anyone?!?!?

just like lil punch line jokes...

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Old 24-Jan-2007, 10:52 AM
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you make make reference to the tonnes of electrical problems those things have
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:04 AM
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you make make reference to the tonnes of electrical problems those things have
 
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:16 AM
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Tell him/her:

"you're mama's so fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl!"

Not sure how it ties into the vdub but at least you'll get a laugh out of it
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:17 AM
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Tell him/her:

"you're mama's so fat, she took a spoon to the super bowl!"

Not sure how it ties into the vdub but at least you'll get a laugh out of it
lol!

so random.
 
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:17 AM
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Can't you just pound her sisiter?
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:39 AM
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all u gotta say is VW thats a joke on its own
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:42 AM
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tell her atleast your tail lights work
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 11:56 AM
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tell her

why does she even have a car, women belong in the kitchen
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:06 PM
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^^^ hahahaha

she whipped out the "hondas are like tampons every ***** needs one" fcken ****! lmao

dont we have any fcken sayings like taht towards vdubs comon guys! lmao
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:09 PM
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tell her

why does she even have a car, women belong in the kitchen
ouch watch urself about the women thing i probaly have nicer cars then u
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:12 PM
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u do. its nicer and faster..and now u got better seats than me fackkk haha
its all good i get them soon haha
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by saugashan
tell her

why does she even have a car, women belong in the kitchen
^^ PW3ND!!!



Just remind them how expensive it is to fix a v-dub and how cheap it is to fix a honda...
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:29 PM
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ya im looking for something that has flow u know lol like a riddle or something.
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:32 PM
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A BMW asked a Volkswagen Beetle"why r ur eyes popping out of ur body"? the Volkswagen replies "let them put an engine in ur *** and see what happens to ur eyes"

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Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
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Old 24-Jan-2007, 12:34 PM
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another ghey one
Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The Volkswagen is parked out front.

i dont get it but i dunno
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Originally posted by saugashan
tell her

why does she even have a car, women belong in the kitchen
lmfao..

Krystyn, Go bake me a pie.
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Originally posted by sol2nv
A BMW asked a Volkswagen Beetle"why r ur eyes popping out of ur body"? the Volkswagen replies "let them put an engine in ur *** and see what happens to ur eyes"
Nice!! LOL...
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