Jokes: Various Jokes, lol
08-Nov-2003, 03:19 PM
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Jokes: Various Jokes, lol
An old farmer owned a large farm in Tennessee for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts etc.. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator.
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a ***** on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
blonde and 2 brunettes were stuck on a desert island dying of starvation and they come accross a lamp wit ha genie in it who says he will grant them each one wish... the first brunette wishes to go home so *poof* she dissapears home then the 2nd brunette wishes to be home and *poof* she goes too well when it was the blondes turn she was starting to feel a bit lonely so she wished for her friends back....
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator.
A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a ***** on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
blonde and 2 brunettes were stuck on a desert island dying of starvation and they come accross a lamp wit ha genie in it who says he will grant them each one wish... the first brunette wishes to go home so *poof* she dissapears home then the 2nd brunette wishes to be home and *poof* she goes too well when it was the blondes turn she was starting to feel a bit lonely so she wished for her friends back....
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