J-SKI

this is the funniest thread ever, especially bdotdan!

imported_doggy69247

hahaha yea u cant do half the **** at the gym with freeweights and u dont get 2 look at the hottys and stuff


yea i go to the pool and hot tub after i work out i find it eases the pain the day after

there are saunas and everythin at this place thats why i joined not just 2 work out


i just dident think random nakedness in publick was the in thing 2 do wen u are old



i saw the grosest thing the other day hahahahaha


this guy was soo ****ing hairy he looked black it was nasty he sat in this chair thats all woven rope after he got out the hottub and all his hair got matted in with the rope and he was stuck 2 the chair i burst out laughting wen i saw he couldent get up everybody in the hot tub was looking at me then they realised what i was laughing at then everybody started laughing they had 2 call somebody from upstirs with a pair of scisors it was a ****ing joke


the guy was soo embarased i kinda felt sorry 4 him but it was just 2 funny

imported_nnniiiccckkk007

i felt like resurrecting this one

(Nick, what are you doing?)

imported_doggy69247

hahaha sup guys im doing prety good at the gym i started at 120lb now im 128-30 what do u guys advise 2 gain some weight what foods and stuff i have been eating alot of ravioli and pastas and actualy eating breakfast and stuff now im finding that im hungry all the time now every 3 hours or so im grumbaling around down there FEED ME


i dont want all that proteen crap and all that stuff i have a cheep tub of that stuff 30$ i think its was and thats as far as im going with that stuff any multivitamis and stuff that u guys advize?? im not taking any right now

and times 2 eat be4 and after the gym and if something extra special is good be4 the gym 4 NRG or somethin thanks


add me 2 msn if u want doggy69247@hotmail.com

imported_shogun99

try WORKING at the gym!
Im in TOTAL agreement with doggy69247. Im a personal trainer at a gym and being there all day, people get to know you. Anytime i go down to the changeroom to get to the boxing studio or downstairs freewwight section, i need to cut through the changeroom. Try having old naked guy pat you on the back or try and shake your hand naked! And i cant even say anything cause i have to be nice.....but last week i had it. There is this guy at my gym named Gerry and he's a ****in tool! He thinks he's my best friend and is always asking me questions about lifting weights and thats cool cause its my job to answer questions but the guy is relentless. Anyway, last week im coming down the stairs and gerry almost runs inot me naked!! (i had to do this crazy acrobatic move to avoid him) and then tries to shake my hand. I lost is and said "GERRY! Put on a god damn towel for ****s sake!" He just stood there and i walked away muttering to myself. Old people are such a ****in pain in the ***......and then 2 weeks ago one dies on me!
****!