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Old 07-May-2004, 06:12 PM
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A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the
price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an
idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself.
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The
husband says,

"Good Lord! You'd think that for $500,they'd at least iron it!"




hahahhahahah
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:13 PM
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LMAO

thats pretty funny... haha
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:26 PM
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gross...lol
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:26 PM
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hahaha lol good old cellulite (sp)
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:29 PM
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gross...lol

im gonna have nightmares now
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:32 PM
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lol thats hilariousa
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Old 07-May-2004, 06:59 PM
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lol thats a good one...
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Old 07-May-2004, 07:16 PM
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thats jokes, damn old wringled up broad
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Old 07-May-2004, 07:29 PM
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the funny part is that a female posted it LoL
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Old 07-May-2004, 07:29 PM
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Old 07-May-2004, 07:34 PM
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lol..
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Old 07-May-2004, 07:55 PM
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lol ..i had to post it..it's hilarious...lol..i may be female..but i know a good joke
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Old 07-May-2004, 08:11 PM
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That's sick man.......LOL hahahha
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Old 07-May-2004, 11:11 PM
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GAROSSE!!!
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Must stop thinking about it before the mental images kick in...
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Old 08-May-2004, 02:51 PM
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LOL! That's good!
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Old 08-May-2004, 02:54 PM
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i wonder if the couple did it after the modeling??
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hahha that was great......... but pretty nasty.. lol..
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