So I was buying fireworks from the convinience store accross the street from my friend's house and on the way back while crossing the street my friend and I see a van. We look at one another with these undescribable disgusted looks.

In the passenger seat of this van that was driving down the street these was a naked woman (please complete reading the story before thinking I am gay or something dumb like that)...... But not just any naked woman; a really old, really fat naked woman.

Her stomach was about 2-3 feet larger than "normal" and her breasts were sagging (key word there is sagging) over her stomach somewhat..

I wish it was possible to burn a portion of my brain out.. I think I am scarred for life.. :cry:

I just thought I'd share that story as it was kinda funny in a disgusting way. Why can't this topless law be put to good use instead of fat naked old women..

I'll be crying and burning my eyes out in the corner of my room..

Shokker

 

hahahaha... pooor asim!!! you and your friend shouldv'e lit one of those fireworks and pointed it at the back of the van!

 

I was too busy trying to gouge my eyes out, Saleem...

Maybe next time though... Actually, I pray to god that there will not be a next time!

 

sorry to hear man.. yes.. hopefully there will not be a next time! (unless she's much younger.. hehehe)

in the meantime, check out the pics that electronblue has posted in the other thread... fun times, to bad you and your guest couldn't make it out!

 

yo shokker you've been scar'd for life heh

 

A memory like that will never go away

 

I guess it's better than seeing an old man with his bag hanging down!

I tend to ignore such idiotic things as ppl thinking they have really nice bodies when they don't. Kind of humouros don't you think!

Sorry to hear that such a thing ruined your weekend!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROTFLMFAOWPIMFP!!!!!!! Come to the meet tomorrow I'll try to have a little vial of holy water to wash your eyes out with...
Well that's not as bad as what I saw once.... I was in a taxi going back to my hotel in China and BANG!!! Right in front of me a fully naked old woman with sagging breasts and a nasty hairy muff to boot... She was standing on the side of the road rubbing herself from her crotch to her breasts then down and up and down and up and well you get the picture... all I could do was scream like a little girl (the driver and the other passengers did the same)... Couldn't get my eyes off her!!! It was like one of those things where it's sooo disgusting and you don't want to look but you can't seem to take your eyes off of it and you have to keep looking just to verify you just saw what you did and it that it wasn't some sick game your head is playing on you.... 'shudder shudder' YEESH!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

Hey Ray, I sent you a pic to your e-mail......is it the woman you're talking about? hehehehe

 

Ouch!! Poor Asim!! hahahahaha
Thats funny tho, (well, not on your behalf) There goes your virgin eyes Asim! your doomed!! lol Too bad the young girls dont do stuff like that, kinda weird, the young ones will dress like there almost naked, but not get naked and the ugly fat ones are always willing to get naked......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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