Biggy

bhahahahaha thats the funniest thing i ever read!!!


i went out with this chick a little while ago and we were going good, one day shes all mad at me then she says we should take a "break" im like uiwfhwiufwe wtf? what just happened, well i find out shes like with this guy from work who she was only "friends" with b4, she used to go out with him sometimes and "other" people from her work, but who knows... ne ways it took me forever to get over her, but i finally did and i just found out like a month ago that she dropped outta school got fired from her old job and all her friends hate her, hahaha it just made me laugh, then last week my girlfriend was at tim hortons and her friend works there, well a new girl was hired there fulltime it was my ex, i nearly **** my pants, im like she dropped outta highschool to work fulltime at timmys.... (no offense to anyone currently employed by tim hortons )


dude if shes cheating on u, whick she did, i would say **** her man, there are tons of better girls out there, i wouldnt even let it bother u, i mean ya its hard to move on but once u do u will be much happier

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

Ya'll ever hear that song... "she get it from her momma" LOL you should download it...


Juvenile :: From Her Mama (Mama Got ***)


she get it from her momma (Daa-aaa-aamn)
she get it from her momma
she get it from her momma
(Bring it on in )she get it from her momma
(Uh-huh)she get it from her momma
(Uh-ah)she get it from her momma
(Uh-ah,Uh-ah,Uh-ah,Uh-ah)she get it from her momma


Verse1(Jivenile)


Where she get her eyes from?she get it from her momma
where she get her thighs from? she get it from her momma
where she learn how to cook from?she get it from her momma
where she get her looks from? she get it from her momma
where she get her *** from?she get it from her momma
where she get her class from?she get it from her momma
where she get her chess from?she get it from her momma
where she learn how to dress from?she get it from her momma
where she get here sense from?she get it from her momma
where she get her income?she get it from her momma
where she get her bug from ?she get it from her momma
where she get her tongue from?she get it from her momma
I wounder why she so crazy ?she get it from her momma
why she wanna be my old lady?she get it from her momma
why she be actin like that ?she get it from her momma
why she aint give me the cat?she get it from her momma


(Chorus)


Big fine woman make you smile
when she pass you damn that girl
sexy ha momma got *** too (4x)



(Verse2)






Why she swear she the boss ?she get it from her momma
why she always gotta call the law?she get it from her momma
why we always havin arguments ?she get it from her momma
why she always gotta call her friends ?she get it from her momma
why she always gotta **** me off ?she get it from her momma
why she always gotta take the call?she get it from her momma
why she wore them tight jeans man gotta ***** ridin hard and I'm
tweakin man ?she get it from her momma
why she gotta make it look at honey speakin?she get it from her momma
why she got me tryin to be wit her this weekend?she get it from her momma
I heard she could **** too?she get it from her momma
she'll leave ans make it stuck too?she get it from her momma
who told her i was ****** round ?she get it from her momma
who told her i was back in town ?she get it from her momma
who said don't be scared of him ?she get it from her momma
who said you better merry him ?she get it from her momma


(Chorus)


(Verse3)


who told her not to **** wit me ?she get it from her momma
who told her I'm ****** leave ?she get it from her momma
who said I be smokin marijuana?she get it from her momma
who said I be up on the corner ?she get it from her momma
why my tires all cut up ****?she get it from her momma
why my windows all busted up bitch?she get it from her momma
where she get her lips from?she get it from her momma
where she get her hips from ?she get it from her momma
where she learn how to twurk from?she get it from her momma
where she learn how to work from?she get it from her momma
why she be wit that trippin?she get it from her momma
we be chillin and she start the flippin ?she get it from her momma
she still wit her ***** though?she get it from her momma
she'll kill for her ***** dough?she get it from her momma
when she shy she draw attention ?she get it from her momma
natural and no extension ?she get it from her momma


(Chorus)

imported_SW20 MR2

Go to her house, have some breakup sex, do her from behind, donkey punch her, and then leave.

You should've left the bitch after the first time. Just keep ignoring her, and she want you even more. You can make her suffer that way.

NoSpleeny

lol.

Speaking of twigs and berries.. I love that commercial on the radio that goes

"why does the hulk turn green when he gets mad? Why not blue or red?"

then the guy goes "why is your brain the size of a golf ball? Why not a pea.. or a grape?"

ROFL

BOND007

Don't Forget the Dirty Sanchez

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

dirty sanchez, that's some sick isht... if I didn't know you, I'd think you were a sick pervert... oh wait, I don't know you LOL Sick pervert!

BOND007

Nothing like a quality DONKEY PUNH fllowed up by a DIRTY SANCHEZ, I care enuff to leave a gift

civic4life

if she cheated on you once, if you want, give her one more chance, but if she does it more than once then you know "once a cheater, always a cheater" is true!! I don't think there's any excuse for cheating, even if it is just one time.


I have a qstion:
is it still considered cheating if you aren't officially broken up, but let's say, you are on a break? I personally don't think I could go back with someone who got jiggy with someone else (or any type of touching if they haven't gone as far as gettin jiggy) while on a break--wouldn't they seem "dirrrty" to you?

what would you consider to be cheating? like where do you draw the line?
do you think it is 'wrong' to flirt with someone if you give them the impression that you are single & interested? I mean flirting seems harmless, but what if it leads the other person on? then you got problems if you are in a relationship!
I think it isn't right & may be considered cheating in a sense, if you go out with someone else (like on a date) or even just look for someone else if you are just on a break. I mean if you get back together, how can you believe she/he really 'wants' you, if they were able to go out with someone else while you were on that break?
what do you think?

I used to think there was nothing wrong with going out with other girls when I was on a break with my gf, but she broke up with me b/c I hurt her by doing this and now i am fucked b/c I cannot find a way to convince her to take me back :cry:
I totally regret it now and wish I could take it all back... ****, I fucked up bad. any advice on how to win her heart back?I know there are plenty of girls out there, but once you get a good one, you don't want to look for another.

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

Yes, I think it's wrong to get w/ other broads while on a "break" with the current one. Reason being... if you plan to be back together from the break... well.... you JUST slept with some other broad... and if not slept w/ her then fooled around. It's dirty and disrespectful.

As for flirting, I personally don't think it's wrong, but I wouldn't do it, and I wish my girl wouldn't neither. Not out of insecurity, but I think it's a matter of pure respect for the other person, which is what it boils down to. If you like the person, then why flirt w/ others. But then again some ppl are just smooth and can't help it but to flirt. I'm not one of 'em LOL

Cheating is like a spit in the face... like "I dont give a flying fawk"

imported_dmacbo

dude if you go back to her your just setting yourself up for more heart break, find another woman, it'll just get worse if you stay, how can you have trust with someone who cheats

EKdude

If only you could put your feelings and emotions aside....if so you can actually use it to your advantage...

1. She knows you know that she's cheating or cheated on you..
You just take it like you don't give a damn...and do whatever you want..

2. If she's seeing other guys then you go see other girls..

3. If you do get back with her the 3rd time... don't be surprised that she cheats on you again...but instead play the devils advocate..

By doing so, you could get the best of both worlds, just like her...
You could be the BOY Friend, but without the bf responsibilities...

civic4life

yeah for sure guy
at the time i thought it was ok, but I didn't look at it as disrespect, but with the consequences i'm faced with right now, I totally see it as disrespectful.
I know if the roles were reversed and my gf did that to me, I wouldn't like it and be hurt too. I should've looked at things that way.
oh well, it's time to learn from my mistakes the hard way I hope whoever reads this won't make the same mistake i made--trust me, you will regret it.
damn I want her back--she was so good to me and took care of me... so any advice is welcomed!!

1SicCiv

I want to apologize in advance for the brutal honesty...but FAAAAAACCCCKKKKK....what were you thinking??!!!!! BUT MOST OF ALL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING NOW THAT YOU ARE THINKING THAT YOU WANT TO GET BACK WITH HER AFTER SHE HAS CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES ALREADY!!!!!


whoa whoa whoa...tell the dirty **** to **** off cause I dont think anyone deserves that ****...but if you do go for her again...you're just letting her win, and letting her get away with it...GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE...sorry to offend you if i did in anyway but damn, dont put up with that ****.

PULOVR

I typed in "DIRTY SANCHEZ" into google pics, and all that keeps comming up is this guy.

PULOVR

By the way BOND, i don't understand why you'd do that.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

toyo

haha nice bond...nice...
pulovr...i know that guy! lol

(anyone ever heard of the houdini!? LOL)


nah nah, i ain't goin back out with her, no way!
I know i would be stupid stupid stupid for it. I've told all my close buddies that I won't go back with her. That way i'm actually accountable to someone other than myself.

i do miss the good times, and guys, she was SMOKIN hot. so i mean, good times you know what i mean! heh heh...

but there's no way i'll go back to her.
i deleted everything and blocked her so that i won't see her or hear from her. that way i can just forget about her. otherwise i'll do something stupid.

She never slept with my buddies, they just basicly were kissing and cuddling and ****. but that's over the line to me.
flirting can be uncomfortable depending on who it's with and the level it's at, but why risk it anyways right???

but basicly what i have to do, is forget about her...
move on...

(anyone know any single good lookin asian chicks? heh heh...)
j/k

bishop

Just walk away from the situation.

Cosmic Girl

Sorry but your ExGF is a hoe...

From a girls perspective:

We know what we're doing, no one can pressure us into doing anything. We like to be admired and feel wanted, so as soon as a guy shows interest we get all flattered and sh*t and depending on how hot the guy is, we'll flirt and sometimes that gets us girls in trouble. Since we're such emotional creatures, we sometimes fall for the guy we flirt with - non-intentional but still an issue WE cause ourselves.

It's even more complicated when we have a BF, because here you are attached and all of a sudden some new guy shows interest in you.

WOMEN love NEW things

You need to find a girl whose mature and secure enough with herself not to let these kinds of flattery confuse & cloud her judgement.

Bottomline: All girls are hoes, when they want to be.

imported_dented dx

tina, thats a jaw dropper.

imported_gatherer

Tina.... very very unexpected .....