Newfie Joke
31-Jul-2003, 11:24 AM
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Newfie Joke
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Newfie are all playing golf with their wives.
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee; and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
Her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any.
" The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers - why not?
" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me.
" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20,
go and buy yourself some underwear! "
Lastly, the Newfie's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.
"*The Newfie reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, nn the sake of decency here's a comb, tidy yurself up a bit."
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee; and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear.
"Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
Her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any.
" The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers - why not?
" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me.
" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20,
go and buy yourself some underwear! "
Lastly, the Newfie's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.
"*The Newfie reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, nn the sake of decency here's a comb, tidy yurself up a bit."
31-Jul-2003, 04:21 PM
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Oh man that was bad, we are going to hell for that....
I got a Paki joke from someone, hope no Paki brothers out there take if offensively...
So there is these 2 Pakis, they immigrated to Canada together. They said to each other to try to blend into the Canadian society as much as they can, and come back and meet a year after to see how they do.
So a year went by, they met up again.
One Paki goes: "Hey fellow country man. I watched a Leaf game, went to some bars, had some Canadian bacons, drank some Molson and Labett, I think I am pretty blend in!"
The other one goes: "Go **** yourself Paki"
I got a Paki joke from someone, hope no Paki brothers out there take if offensively...
So there is these 2 Pakis, they immigrated to Canada together. They said to each other to try to blend into the Canadian society as much as they can, and come back and meet a year after to see how they do.
So a year went by, they met up again.
One Paki goes: "Hey fellow country man. I watched a Leaf game, went to some bars, had some Canadian bacons, drank some Molson and Labett, I think I am pretty blend in!"
The other one goes: "Go **** yourself Paki"
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