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Old 18-Apr-2010, 10:28 PM
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Parvinder vs Habib

Parvinder and Habib are panhandlers...
They panhandle in different areas of Toronto.

Habib panhandles just as long as Parvinder ... but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder "I work just as long and hard as you do ... but
how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Parvinder says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Habib's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Parvinder says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Habib says to Parvinder "So what does your sign say?"
Parvinder shows Habib his sign

It reads, "I only need another $10 to move back to Pakistan."




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Old 18-Apr-2010, 10:38 PM
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lawlz, very clever sir
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Old 19-Apr-2010, 07:11 AM
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lawlz, very clever sir
It is really clever.
I know I'd give the guy 10 bucks, no doubt about that.

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Originally Posted by Polkaroo Killa
Parvinder and Habib are panhandlers...
They panhandle in different areas of Toronto.

Habib panhandles just as long as Parvinder ... but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder "I work just as long and hard as you do ... but
how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

Parvinder says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Habib's sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Parvinder says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Habib says to Parvinder "So what does your sign say?"
Parvinder shows Habib his sign

It reads, "I only need another $10 to move back to Pakistan."



If we analyze this a little closer, why would a panhandler have a suitcase and ask for $10? He could simply sell his suitcase for more than $10 and then go back to Pakistan....that's how I would view it if I was to give him money....

Weird....
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Hahaha Good one!
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
If we analyze this a little closer, why would a panhandler have a suitcase and ask for $10? He could simply sell his suitcase for more than $10 and then go back to Pakistan....that's how I would view it if I was to give him money....

Weird....
Would you buy a suitcase from a panhandler? If so, that would be weird....
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Originally Posted by 1999blksi
If we analyze this a little closer, why would a panhandler have a suitcase and ask for $10? He could simply sell his suitcase for more than $10 and then go back to Pakistan....that's how I would view it if I was to give him money....

Weird....
ahh but it's a scam. he has no intention of working or moveing back to pakistan. that's why he has a benz and a mortgage free home. he's a tricky guy lol very clever
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