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24-Aug-2005, 03:45 PM
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oh btw when he busted on her neck..she never wiped it off and his parents got a great suprise when she came in with dirty cust on her neck!
24-Aug-2005, 03:54 PM
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OMG!!! i haven't laughed so hard in ages! thats facking awesome!!!...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
24-Aug-2005, 03:57 PM
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LOL.....seriously, i just re read that whole story and I am just trying to imagine being u having to sit there and try to not think about whats going on behind you..haha, why the hell would that guy screw her? i'd smack him....but then again getting told he has AIDS will prolly be a big enough smack in the face......hopefully he doesn't though, but still..>WTF!!!
24-Aug-2005, 03:58 PM
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THis is awesome.. i havent been so entertained by a pickup story in years
Zeypher, thank you kindly for sharing
keep it coming boys
Zeypher, thank you kindly for sharing
keep it coming boys
24-Aug-2005, 04:10 PM
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take that pice and story and send it to hustler....lol....now i got to shower....seen that and reading it makes me feel all dirty
24-Aug-2005, 04:27 PM
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Brian looks like Harry Potter for god's sake, and yet, he is quite hardcore I must say. **** on the first date, atta boy.
I need sometime to type up mine.
I need sometime to type up mine.
24-Aug-2005, 05:36 PM
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lmao that ****s nasty man... but hard core stuff.. hahahahahaha omg .. couldent imagine it.. fe fi fo fum here comes ur dirtty little ***** !! HAHAHAHA .. sick dude..
24-Aug-2005, 05:56 PM
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lol....that is one of the dirtiest stories I have heard...
24-Aug-2005, 06:10 PM
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thats a awsome story hahaha and she shat on him but i woulda started the story with "dear penthouse forum "
24-Aug-2005, 06:18 PM
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lol
24-Aug-2005, 06:27 PM
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bwahahahahha this is so ****en funny
what a story
best post of the year
what a story
best post of the year
24-Aug-2005, 06:30 PM
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thats ****in gross !
24-Aug-2005, 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by Bruce Fee
like 5 years ago I picked up a 'thug lover' at a pub while I was under the influence of the food that smurfs live in.
like 5 years ago I picked up a 'thug lover' at a pub while I was under the influence of the food that smurfs live in.
once i though i was on friends.
24-Aug-2005, 10:34 PM
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I wish i didn't delete the pic of his pants that were covered in her fart/****.
24-Aug-2005, 10:46 PM
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LMFAO!!! Thats a funny story mang. Shoulda burned the basement tho, you know, to disinfect :P
24-Aug-2005, 10:57 PM
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I cant burn it...its my room y0. I should of made a porno or something out of it.
24-Aug-2005, 11:14 PM
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Originally posted by Zyepher
I cant burn it...its my room y0. I should of made a porno or something out of it.
I cant burn it...its my room y0. I should of made a porno or something out of it.
25-Aug-2005, 01:07 AM
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omg! funniest story heard so far....... those shat are GROSS!!!!!!!!! your friend is whack'd!! how can he still erect with that kinda woman? is he under the influence of something? haha
