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LADIES PRAYER:
Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen

A GUY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge ***** who owns a
liquor store, drives a Corvette and likes to fish.
Amen

replace corvette with any car of your choice