Pulled over for walking...(True Story)
#1
Pulled over for walking...(True Story)
Last night a friend of mine was pulled over walking with his girlfriend and his other buddy.
The cruiser drove past them and pulled a u turn and cut them off on the sidewalk.
The officer points to my friends girlfriend and says "Do you always walk like that?"
"Huh" the girlfriend says.
"Do you always walk with your hands behind your back?" the officer asks again..
"Huh" again from the girlfriend.
"Are these guys friends of yours?" the cop asks..
"Yeah, thats my boyfriend and his friend"
"So everything is OK, right?" the cop asks..
"Yes" replys the girlfriend
"Well I have a report of two men walking down this street with a bound asian women with her hands tied behind her back"
"You guys are the only people walking on this street and fit the "profile."
"Your sure your OK?"
"Yes fine"
"That's good I'll just close this call"
As he is leaving the cop says"Thats better than the one this afternoon.."
"We had a report of a guy walking down the street with a gun to his head talking to himself."
"We found him.."
"He was talking on an older cell phone .."
The cruiser drove past them and pulled a u turn and cut them off on the sidewalk.
The officer points to my friends girlfriend and says "Do you always walk like that?"
"Huh" the girlfriend says.
"Do you always walk with your hands behind your back?" the officer asks again..
"Huh" again from the girlfriend.
"Are these guys friends of yours?" the cop asks..
"Yeah, thats my boyfriend and his friend"
"So everything is OK, right?" the cop asks..
"Yes" replys the girlfriend
"Well I have a report of two men walking down this street with a bound asian women with her hands tied behind her back"
"You guys are the only people walking on this street and fit the "profile."
"Your sure your OK?"
"Yes fine"
"That's good I'll just close this call"
As he is leaving the cop says"Thats better than the one this afternoon.."
"We had a report of a guy walking down the street with a gun to his head talking to himself."
"We found him.."
"He was talking on an older cell phone .."
#2
Re: Pulled over for walking...(True Story)
Originally posted by 94EG6HB
Last night a friend of mine was pulled over walking with his girlfriend and his other buddy.
The cruiser drove past them and pulled a u turn and cut them off on the sidewalk.
The officer points to my friends girlfriend and says "Do you always walk like that?"
"Huh" the girlfriend says.
"Do you always walk with your hands behind your back?" the officer asks again..
"Huh" again from the girlfriend.
"Are these guys friends of yours?" the cop asks..
"Yeah, thats my boyfriend and his friend"
"So everything is OK, right?" the cop asks..
"Yes" replys the girlfriend
"Well I have a report of two men walking down this street with a bound asian women with her hands tied behind her back"
"You guys are the only people walking on this street and fit the "profile."
"Your sure your OK?"
"Yes fine"
"That's good I'll just close this call"
As he is leaving the cop says"Thats better than the one this afternoon.."
"We had a report of a guy walking down the street with a gun to his head talking to himself."
"We found him.."
"He was talking on an older cell phone .."
Last night a friend of mine was pulled over walking with his girlfriend and his other buddy.
The cruiser drove past them and pulled a u turn and cut them off on the sidewalk.
The officer points to my friends girlfriend and says "Do you always walk like that?"
"Huh" the girlfriend says.
"Do you always walk with your hands behind your back?" the officer asks again..
"Huh" again from the girlfriend.
"Are these guys friends of yours?" the cop asks..
"Yeah, thats my boyfriend and his friend"
"So everything is OK, right?" the cop asks..
"Yes" replys the girlfriend
"Well I have a report of two men walking down this street with a bound asian women with her hands tied behind her back"
"You guys are the only people walking on this street and fit the "profile."
"Your sure your OK?"
"Yes fine"
"That's good I'll just close this call"
As he is leaving the cop says"Thats better than the one this afternoon.."
"We had a report of a guy walking down the street with a gun to his head talking to himself."
"We found him.."
"He was talking on an older cell phone .."
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#5
hahaha we had something like that last summer at my frineds house we were being a bunch of idiots running around the place with water gun squriting each other and while some were working on their cars his stupid neighbors call the cops on us and next thing u know there was 10 cops on the street 1 cruiser for the each of us then we got cuffed and in the back we go and then few minutes later we were left free since it was water guns painted black still fun tho having al those cops over for that
#8
Wood_Chain_Nunchakus
This was years ago when i was a kid just practicing with my Wood Chain Nunchakus around my cousins neighbourhood...
Someone called the cops on me and i was like what did i do? I told the cop I was only practicing & they let me go, but took my Wood Chain Nunchakus.... ***(o)s !
Someone called the cops on me and i was like what did i do? I told the cop I was only practicing & they let me go, but took my Wood Chain Nunchakus.... ***(o)s !
#11
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#13
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