Pulled over for walking...(True Story)
#25
We now offer you the first look at the craziest game to sweep the nation since ***-grabbing. We bring you "Ninja Coleslaw Wrestling".
In this corner we have our hero, Colie aka Ninja Girl!
In the other corner is your average run-of-the-mill trailer-park girl. God bless 'em both.
Let's begin, shall we?
Seems that the redneck tramp has a trick up her daisy dukes.
She starts the match with with a crapload of kicks to our ninja friend.
Let's watch as our hero takes a good stomping.
Our hero gets even with a man-size chomp to the trailer park girl's face.
(Perfectly legal according to official "Ninja Coleslaw Wrestling" rules)
Finally, the referee has to step in to save what is left of the trailer park girl's face. Luckily, her 6 layers of stolen make-up prevented any serious damage. Although she escaped serious bodily injury, her ego was badly damaged when her uncle-boyfriend left her for another sibling after this round.
Man, with all this excitement we can hardly wait until Round 2!
In this corner we have our hero, Colie aka Ninja Girl!
In the other corner is your average run-of-the-mill trailer-park girl. God bless 'em both.
Let's begin, shall we?
Seems that the redneck tramp has a trick up her daisy dukes.
She starts the match with with a crapload of kicks to our ninja friend.
Let's watch as our hero takes a good stomping.
Our hero gets even with a man-size chomp to the trailer park girl's face.
(Perfectly legal according to official "Ninja Coleslaw Wrestling" rules)
Finally, the referee has to step in to save what is left of the trailer park girl's face. Luckily, her 6 layers of stolen make-up prevented any serious damage. Although she escaped serious bodily injury, her ego was badly damaged when her uncle-boyfriend left her for another sibling after this round.
Man, with all this excitement we can hardly wait until Round 2!
#26
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
ROFL
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
ROFL
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