Reasoning why Jesus was a Zombie
03-Nov-2006, 08:28 AM
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Reasoning why Jesus was a Zombie
So apparantly the even in the bible, it says that Jesus was a zombie.
Jesus Christ meets the two main criteria of being a zombie:
1) He came back from the dead
Acts 2:24
But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him
2) He encourages zombie like behavior
John 6:53
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
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Jesus Christ meets the two main criteria of being a zombie:
1) He came back from the dead
Acts 2:24
But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him
2) He encourages zombie like behavior
John 6:53
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you"
'Get the facts' @ zombiejesus.com
discuss
03-Nov-2006, 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by Gallagher
no i'm not a fcukin' baby......and I wont stoop down to other people's immature levels
no i'm not a fcukin' baby......and I wont stoop down to other people's immature levels
03-Nov-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by Mischev
its not crying, and its not immaturity. it is standing up and protecting what you beleive in. it is your choice to take offence to certain comments and its your choice to defend your beleifs..if you dont have that level of spirituality that your own issue.
its not crying, and its not immaturity. it is standing up and protecting what you beleive in. it is your choice to take offence to certain comments and its your choice to defend your beleifs..if you dont have that level of spirituality that your own issue.
03-Nov-2006, 12:30 PM
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hey, if i believe jesus was a zombie, than anyone who posts otherwise is attacking my beliefs and i should stand up for what i believe in and fight them
So if I take that stance I could with your logic say the following:
I TAKE OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN ORGANIZED RELIGION INVOLVING A CONSCIENCE OMNIPOTENT NECESSARY BEING BECAUSE IT IS A PRIMITIVE THOUGHT METHOD AND MY BELIEF IS THAT OF REALITY. If you disagree, you are against me.
I should stand up for what I believe in? Should I go around harming others? What about a jihad or a crusade? In fact, why not both. After all, if you belief something different than MY belief, you're obviously not a good person, nor are you deserving of life.
Or am I better off laughing off the stupidity of others just you the believer of Jesus, Islam, or whatever may to do me?
"Respect a man's religion as you respect the belief that his children are smart and wife beautiful" HL Mencken
Note: Sarcasm was used in this post, if you can't figure it out... go to a bad afterlife or something. you suck.
So if I take that stance I could with your logic say the following:
I TAKE OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN ORGANIZED RELIGION INVOLVING A CONSCIENCE OMNIPOTENT NECESSARY BEING BECAUSE IT IS A PRIMITIVE THOUGHT METHOD AND MY BELIEF IS THAT OF REALITY. If you disagree, you are against me.
I should stand up for what I believe in? Should I go around harming others? What about a jihad or a crusade? In fact, why not both. After all, if you belief something different than MY belief, you're obviously not a good person, nor are you deserving of life.
Or am I better off laughing off the stupidity of others just you the believer of Jesus, Islam, or whatever may to do me?
"Respect a man's religion as you respect the belief that his children are smart and wife beautiful" HL Mencken
Note: Sarcasm was used in this post, if you can't figure it out... go to a bad afterlife or something. you suck.
03-Nov-2006, 12:57 PM
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I find this thread hilarious, and I'm Catholic. I have no idea why people can't have a sense of humour anymore.
Hey Bruce, I am curious about Lucifer the bringer of light for the Nazareth facist. Where did you get info on that?
P.S. By any standard today, someone who rises from the dead to walk the earth is a zombie. lol
Hey Bruce, I am curious about Lucifer the bringer of light for the Nazareth facist. Where did you get info on that?
P.S. By any standard today, someone who rises from the dead to walk the earth is a zombie. lol
03-Nov-2006, 03:29 PM
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Hey Bruce, I am curious about Lucifer the bringer of light for the Nazareth facist. Where did you get info on that?
Lucifer - the morning star, the bearer of light. this is what the direct translation in latin is. the old testament however wasn't written in latin, so who really knows. every translation and every franchise has a different details.
like McDonalds has the Big Mac and Burger King has the Whopper.. it's essentially the same ****, but the details are a little different. And they're both bad for you.
The basics of the story is that Lucifer was the most glorious angel and wanted the throne of god. he convinced 1/3 of the angels in heaven to rise against god and started a war. god had enough and cast them all to eternal damnation (hell).
eternal damnation meaning existence with the absence of god (he apparantly thinks quite highly of himself) these are known as fallen angels... and are now 'demons'
a bunch of balony if you ask me.
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i see the biblical god as a facist dictator because he makes demands and kill people.
the bibical demon is the anarchist who lets you make your decisions and doesn't care. he supports knowledge and chaos.
remember, it's god who punishes you to damnation, it's god who sends you to hell, and it's god who made you imperfect and purpose knowing you would fail.
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i've looked at religion a lot, and taken different views not out of interest, because it's an easy topic to **** people off with, and i like finding new arguments to throw at people who consider "creation" a logical scientific set of events.
Lucifer - the morning star, the bearer of light. this is what the direct translation in latin is. the old testament however wasn't written in latin, so who really knows. every translation and every franchise has a different details.
like McDonalds has the Big Mac and Burger King has the Whopper.. it's essentially the same ****, but the details are a little different. And they're both bad for you.
The basics of the story is that Lucifer was the most glorious angel and wanted the throne of god. he convinced 1/3 of the angels in heaven to rise against god and started a war. god had enough and cast them all to eternal damnation (hell).
eternal damnation meaning existence with the absence of god (he apparantly thinks quite highly of himself) these are known as fallen angels... and are now 'demons'
a bunch of balony if you ask me.
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i see the biblical god as a facist dictator because he makes demands and kill people.
the bibical demon is the anarchist who lets you make your decisions and doesn't care. he supports knowledge and chaos.
remember, it's god who punishes you to damnation, it's god who sends you to hell, and it's god who made you imperfect and purpose knowing you would fail.
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i've looked at religion a lot, and taken different views not out of interest, because it's an easy topic to **** people off with, and i like finding new arguments to throw at people who consider "creation" a logical scientific set of events.
