Reasoning why Jesus was a Zombie
03-Nov-2006, 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Mischev
its not crying, and its not immaturity. it is standing up and protecting what you beleive in. it is your choice to take offence to certain comments and its your choice to defend your beleifs..if you dont have that level of spirituality that your own issue.
its not crying, and its not immaturity. it is standing up and protecting what you beleive in. it is your choice to take offence to certain comments and its your choice to defend your beleifs..if you dont have that level of spirituality that your own issue.
03-Nov-2006, 08:38 PM
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Originally posted by Flyte
is he the guy who parted the sea so the boat with all the animals could get through? or he the other guy?
is he the guy who parted the sea so the boat with all the animals could get through? or he the other guy?
write this down if need be....
jesus is the alleged son of god, born to virgin mary. crucified for the sins of man, he rose from the dead on easter morning. christmas is what ppl celebrate to mark his birth, easter is to mark his rise from the dead.
the 'other guy' is mozes, the guy who brought to us the word of god and the ten commandments. he led the israelites out of slavery I guess. he parted the red sea so the isrealites could escape jerusalem if I remember correctly.
a totally unrelated story is noah's ark, the boat noah built to salvage animal life. god told noah to build the ark, and to gather one of every animal in order to escape god's great flood. the ark is alleged to exist somewhere in turkey, but has never been uncovered.
man.... all this isht was in an episode of the simpsons.
03-Nov-2006, 10:36 PM
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no i was talking about the OTHER guy. You know the one that ate the ribs and his girl was caught dating a snake?
no wonder there is so many wars started by religion no one can get thier s*it together!!!
so confusing!!!!
i think we should all agree to disagree and have a hit!!!!
no wonder there is so many wars started by religion no one can get thier s*it together!!!
so confusing!!!!
i think we should all agree to disagree and have a hit!!!!
03-Nov-2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally posted by Flyte
no i was talking about the OTHER guy. You know the one that ate the ribs and his girl was caught dating a snake?
no wonder there is so many wars started by religion no one can get thier s*it together!!!
so confusing!!!!
i think we should all agree to disagree and have a hit!!!!
no i was talking about the OTHER guy. You know the one that ate the ribs and his girl was caught dating a snake?
no wonder there is so many wars started by religion no one can get thier s*it together!!!
so confusing!!!!
i think we should all agree to disagree and have a hit!!!!
04-Nov-2006, 01:06 AM
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Originally posted by Bruce Fee
the zombie jesus also ates brains
metaphorically, i guess that statement can be considered true.
the zombie jesus also ates brains
metaphorically, i guess that statement can be considered true.
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