Rent-A-Negro
28-Aug-2006, 10:58 AM
#1
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Location: Your sisters bedroom
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Rent-A-Negro
Rent a Negro !
Dont ask how I stumbled across this site. This is not supposed to be offensive, so dont take it that way.
Dont ask how I stumbled across this site. This is not supposed to be offensive, so dont take it that way.
28-Aug-2006, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Saskatoon
Posts: 5,558
Wow, Did you see the additional services offered?
"Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
• Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
• Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
• Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
• Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100
• Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time
• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
• Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
Id much rather have real friends...
"Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
• Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
• Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
• Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
• Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100
• Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time
• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
• Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
Id much rather have real friends...
28-Aug-2006, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Your sisters bedroom
Posts: 30,142
Why rent-a-negro?
Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up. rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!
Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up. rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!
