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12-Jan-2007, 06:41 PM

Tego

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Sex On The Beach

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."

12-Jan-2007, 06:46 PM

Notorious

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lol

12-Jan-2007, 06:47 PM

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lol

12-Jan-2007, 10:55 PM

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meh

12-Jan-2007, 10:57 PM

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**** **** **** ****...that's funny

12-Jan-2007, 10:58 PM

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im goin to laugh at that lol Tego your on fire tonight with this jokes

12-Jan-2007, 11:26 PM

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4/10....

12-Jan-2007, 11:28 PM

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hahaha not bad man

02-Feb-2007, 10:22 AM

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sex on the beach ... ughhh the memories ... i think we need to start a "Send Joonya Away" Fund ... starting today ... GO GO GO !

*drops 1 buck to start the ball rolling

02-Feb-2007, 10:25 AM

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I'll contribute to sending you away

02-Feb-2007, 10:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by TuttiGirl
I'll contribute to sending you away

haha

02-Feb-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by TuttiGirl
I'll contribute to sending you away

wicked how much u gonna drop we got 1 dolla so far !

i didnt see ur contribution yo !

drop some Pesos !

02-Feb-2007, 10:42 AM

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Convertible pesos y0!

02-Feb-2007, 10:44 AM

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LOL Trusssssssss !

i had to get rid of all of em at the airport ..

joke is everywhere i go now .. first thing im askin .. "Eh My Friennnn ... do u guys take pesos..." pure straight face ... there like "ummm what" i go .. hahah just playin ..