1SicCiv

So Im driving home from the movies with my gf on the 410 South and Im leading the pack of cars behind me doing about 115 km/h...Then my gf says "watch out..." next thing I know this Raccoon the size of a small deer, probably weighed between 50-75 lbs. starts trotting across 5 lanes...Now I cant swerve or brake hard or I would have caused a disasted so I said "FACK IT"...take the beast head on and sent this thing 2 ft. in the air...trust me you'd never believe how fast a raccoon can go from 0-115km...lol...anyways to make a long story short the fat focker mangled my front bumper and skirt plus shattered my washer fluid jug...

At the end of the day this bastard is costing me about $575 for a new bumper, paint and washer jug...That was the most a night out at the movies has ever cost...

DXcivicHB

That sucks but definetly a funny read

imported_Torrey

Sometimes its better to hit the fawker head on than try to avoid it, causing you to slam into the guard rail.

That's too bad about your car though.

PSI_Envy

I'm sorry. Your detail 'bout the fat racoon just giggled me off my chair...LOL.

But, I am sorry about the damage to your car. When do you figure it will all be repaired?

1SicCiv

Hopefully next week sometime...my buddies bodyshop is just packed with cars and we are still waiting for parts...

imported_Bruce Fee

your gf should be held liable for warning you. tell her that. see what she says

imported_Dawson

its cool man i hit a deer 2 weeks ago and its 3000 to fix it on a 05 coupe but i definatly feel for ya it sucks

Si98

raccoons are eating well these days. i must have seen at least half a dozen big fat ones with their guts all over the road this summer alone.

Tego

Sorry to hear about your misfortune...any pics?

imported_viper_2_4

that sucks....

seventhirty5

dame that sucks. btw was the raccoon still alive? hahaha

J

what movie did you see?...or what where you going to see

nashall

i creamed a porkiepine once....i had needles suck all under my car for a week

Middlemiss

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Tell you Gf to split it with you, if not dump her ***

imported_toyman29

^^^
hahahhah

Younes Si

damn, i was laughing that whole time reading it....

imported_SaYjAiBaO

that racoon must have exploded or something. that would've sucked if all the guts went all over your car. but damn 575 bucks?! no way!

Notorious

Ah man that sucks.

It could have been alot worse.

Gunmetalef

this thread is pointless without pics

Gallagher

Did it taste good ? How long did it take to smoke a racoon ?


never tried that