Strippers
#22
Prob not for your benefit though...perhaps to reg their period. I still wrap it up, cuz girls these days Just can't trust them. I'd rather not take the risk, too much to lose for such a small investment.
#25
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I presume domers are condoms.
Well... if that's the case... Who needs one? I dunno who you hang around with but a lot of women today are on birth control. heh.
I presume domers are condoms.
Well... if that's the case... Who needs one? I dunno who you hang around with but a lot of women today are on birth control. heh.
Plus when you do self massage you know where your hands have been prior:working:
#26
Originally posted by 90EFHB
True condoms wouldn't be useful for yourself as you're getting no action .....not by choice I might add.
Plus when you do self massage you know where your hands have been prior:working:
True condoms wouldn't be useful for yourself as you're getting no action .....not by choice I might add.
Plus when you do self massage you know where your hands have been prior:working:
I don't need condoms. Ladies I know are on birth control. You need condoms so this way it's less clean up after you spank the monkey.
You get lots of action alright............... from yourself.
When I give myself a massage... after... I know my hands have not been on myself.
#27
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I don't need condoms. Ladies I know are on birth control.
I don't need condoms. Ladies I know are on birth control.
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
When I give myself a massage... after... I know my hands have not been on myself.
When I give myself a massage... after... I know my hands have not been on myself.
so where do you fit in?
#32
Originally posted by cosmic
um....was i the one who carried a bottle of my own urine at wonderland? ummmmmm...no. that was you
um....was i the one who carried a bottle of my own urine at wonderland? ummmmmm...no. that was you
DUde.. I had to pee so badly! And you guys took way too long to get there!
I was gonna leak my pants! So I found that Timmys bottle! THANK GOD!
#34
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
Ouch! He's really beating it into me!
I don't need condoms. Ladies I know are on birth control. You need condoms so this way it's less clean up after you spank the monkey.
You get lots of action alright............... from yourself.
When I give myself a massage... after... I know my hands have not been on myself.
Ouch! He's really beating it into me!
I don't need condoms. Ladies I know are on birth control. You need condoms so this way it's less clean up after you spank the monkey.
You get lots of action alright............... from yourself.
When I give myself a massage... after... I know my hands have not been on myself.
You talk a big game but face it, you don't get anywhere...you talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk.....like your lower region.... you came up short
No spleeny...Give it up.....I was taking on your likes while you were still crapping in your diapers
#35
Originally posted by 90EFHB
Hey the proof is in the puddin'...I had a kid 3 months ago. Unfortunately your mom choose not to swallow and now we have to deal with "mr ladies man" on the TCC.
You talk a big game but face it, you don't get anywhere...you talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk.....like your lower region.... you came up short
No spleeny...Give it up.....I was taking on your likes while you were still crapping in your diapers
Hey the proof is in the puddin'...I had a kid 3 months ago. Unfortunately your mom choose not to swallow and now we have to deal with "mr ladies man" on the TCC.
You talk a big game but face it, you don't get anywhere...you talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk.....like your lower region.... you came up short
No spleeny...Give it up.....I was taking on your likes while you were still crapping in your diapers
#36
jsut tell me when.....gotta try and convice the girl friend...maby she''ll come with us.........and put on a show.........jks.......well not for u guys.......unless.....................someone cleans my car
#39
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
awww! He's pulling out old stuff at me!
DUde.. I had to pee so badly! And you guys took way too long to get there!
I was gonna leak my pants! So I found that Timmys bottle! THANK GOD!
awww! He's pulling out old stuff at me!
DUde.. I had to pee so badly! And you guys took way too long to get there!
I was gonna leak my pants! So I found that Timmys bottle! THANK GOD!