superman sucks **spoilers**
22-Jul-2006, 11:27 AM
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i liked superman returns
the movie starts off 5 years after the last one ended.
superman and lois sleep together in superman 3/4... that's where the kid comes from... then superman runs away to see if there is anything left of his planet.
im looking forward to miami vice.
the movie starts off 5 years after the last one ended.
superman and lois sleep together in superman 3/4... that's where the kid comes from... then superman runs away to see if there is anything left of his planet.
im looking forward to miami vice.
22-Jul-2006, 12:49 PM
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Originally posted by Cynikal.Mindset
CLERKS II
FTMFWY!!!!!!
Kevin Smith has and always will be a genius to me...The man loves degrassi, like that alone is reason enough to like him and his movies are the bomb yo!
Kevin Smith > Superman
CLERKS II
FTMFWY!!!!!!
Kevin Smith has and always will be a genius to me...The man loves degrassi, like that alone is reason enough to like him and his movies are the bomb yo!
Kevin Smith > Superman
he spent 5 grand on like every degrassi episode after clerks,
damn
22-Jul-2006, 12:52 PM
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It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows his load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his kid?
He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom.
But that would kill him.
He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom.
But that would kill him.
24-Jul-2006, 01:51 AM
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Miatas? lol I hate those little things. My dad has one in smurf blue. To this day I dont know why he bought it. Planning on buying a new vette. Another car I'll never be able to drive.
Anyway, I find all these comic book movies to be extremely overrated. Batman, Superman, X-men (they get worse with each new one) and dare I say it, Spiderman. I hated that movie with such a tremendous passion.
I cant believe anyone would pay to watch Toby that homo wear tights. Hes so wimpy and pathetic. I understand thats the point. But by no means will my hero ever have those characteristics.
Now Arnold as Mr. Freeze, that was awesome!!!
Anyway, I find all these comic book movies to be extremely overrated. Batman, Superman, X-men (they get worse with each new one) and dare I say it, Spiderman. I hated that movie with such a tremendous passion.
I cant believe anyone would pay to watch Toby that homo wear tights. Hes so wimpy and pathetic. I understand thats the point. But by no means will my hero ever have those characteristics.
Now Arnold as Mr. Freeze, that was awesome!!!
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