Ten Ways To Be "the Funny Guy" At Work
05-Oct-2004, 05:41 PM
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Ten Ways To Be "the Funny Guy" At Work
10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if theydon't, and
then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the
sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that
they are all a bunch of ****ing queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting,
put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hocking up a loogie.
Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and
say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."Then ****
in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good *** ****ing.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down
your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know" then call the
person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts.
Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands.
3. **** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and Yell, "It
won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in
your ***. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell
it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it
in my ***."
then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the
sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that
they are all a bunch of ****ing queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting,
put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hocking up a loogie.
Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and
say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."Then ****
in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good *** ****ing.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down
your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know" then call the
person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts.
Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands.
3. **** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and Yell, "It
won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in
your ***. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell
it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it
in my ***."
07-Oct-2004, 06:39 PM
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This one's the best! LOL!
**** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
**** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
07-Oct-2004, 07:14 PM
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Location: Hamilton, Ontario
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3. **** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
hahahahahahaah thats ****in awsome lol, but honestly ur lookin to get fired for all of the above, u should change it to, if u hate your job and want a change try the top 10
tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and
realize that their hand is covered in ****, laugh and point at them and call
them a ****ing *******.
hahahahahahaah thats ****in awsome lol, but honestly ur lookin to get fired for all of the above, u should change it to, if u hate your job and want a change try the top 10
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