What do you think...fairly accurate?

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

 

You had me at I pray... Hahaha

 

stereotyping at its best

 

she'd be far too high maintenance.

 

no gag reflex please

amen

 

Dream on....

 

^ what he said... you spend too much of my money and I am giving you the donkey punch!

 

I'm a girl and I don't pray for that sh*t.
5 bucks says some mid-life-crisis woman made that crud up.

We should all be praying that zombies don't come after our succulent brains in the middle of the night

 

Hehehe, actually it was a Facebook comment from a U of T student...whether or not she was the originator of the humourous item, I couldn't tell you. Like Luka said, "stereotyping at it's best", absolutely.