Top 10 lies all men tell
22-Sep-2004, 01:29 PM
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Top 10 lies all men tell
10) I can fix it honey.
9) I’ll never lie to you.
8) No, I won’t get a lap dance at the bachelor party.
7) You’re having drinks with your ex? I’m fine with that.
6) I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
5) I’m the best, baby.
4) I don’t want to have sex unless you want to.
3) I tried to call you.
2) I wasn't looking at her breasts.
1) She’s not my girlfriend, she’s just an old friend who needs a place to stay.
9) I’ll never lie to you.
8) No, I won’t get a lap dance at the bachelor party.
7) You’re having drinks with your ex? I’m fine with that.
6) I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
5) I’m the best, baby.
4) I don’t want to have sex unless you want to.
3) I tried to call you.
2) I wasn't looking at her breasts.
1) She’s not my girlfriend, she’s just an old friend who needs a place to stay.
22-Sep-2004, 03:50 PM
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Re: Top 10 lies all men tell
Originally posted by Double_B
10) I can fix it honey.
9) I’ll never lie to you.
8) No, I won’t get a lap dance at the bachelor party.
7) You’re having drinks with your ex? I’m fine with that.
6) I did not have <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">sex</a>ual relations with that woman.
5) I’m the best, baby.
4) I don’t want to have <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">sex</a> unless you want to.
3) I tried to call you.
2) I wasn't looking at her breasts.
1) She’s not my girlfriend, she’s just an old friend who needs a place to stay.
10) I can fix it honey.
9) I’ll never lie to you.
8) No, I won’t get a lap dance at the bachelor party.
7) You’re having drinks with your ex? I’m fine with that.
6) I did not have <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">sex</a>ual relations with that woman.
5) I’m the best, baby.
4) I don’t want to have <a target="_blank" href="http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Sex">sex</a> unless you want to.
3) I tried to call you.
2) I wasn't looking at her breasts.
1) She’s not my girlfriend, she’s just an old friend who needs a place to stay.
Those are all that i use. LOL>..
22-Sep-2004, 05:23 PM
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Luka
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 14,319
well i've been with my gf for almost 4 years so i tell her when i want sex.
I never say i can fix it honey cuz im way to lazy to fix anything.
having drinks with her ex i am ok with cuz we're actually pretty good friends.
Lap dance part...ive never had a lap dance since i started dating her...only time i went to a rippers was cuz she wanted to go.
looking at breasts part...i always admit to my gf when i think a chic is hot cuz its no big deal...not like im gonna go cheat on her now.
tried to call you part doesn't apply since im at her house almost all the time.
She knows everyone i ever had sexual relations with.
After all this, I think the "I'm the best, baby" does apply to me
I never say i can fix it honey cuz im way to lazy to fix anything.
having drinks with her ex i am ok with cuz we're actually pretty good friends.
Lap dance part...ive never had a lap dance since i started dating her...only time i went to a rippers was cuz she wanted to go.
looking at breasts part...i always admit to my gf when i think a chic is hot cuz its no big deal...not like im gonna go cheat on her now.
tried to call you part doesn't apply since im at her house almost all the time.
She knows everyone i ever had sexual relations with.
After all this, I think the "I'm the best, baby" does apply to me
23-Sep-2004, 09:40 AM
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Originally posted by Surfofpink
hear all those a million times. #4 goes a bit more like this though
guy-" I don't want to have sex until you do"
girl-"I don't want to right now"
guy- "have a good night" *door slams*
hear all those a million times. #4 goes a bit more like this though
guy-" I don't want to have sex until you do"
girl-"I don't want to right now"
guy- "have a good night" *door slams*
a) stay and try not to think about sex
b) stay and continue trying to have sex
c) leave and try again next time
If he can pull off a) then he doesn't actually like you or he's gay. If he chooses b) then he's going to look insincere. c)'s the only decent option.
