Double_B

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No ****
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former ****
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.................................No BJ's
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bi tch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes................No
2. No.................Yes
3. Maybe..............No
4. We need............I want...
5. I am sorry.........you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk....You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead.....You better not
8. Do what you want...You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset.....Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight...Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry......................I am hungry
2. I am sleepy......................I am sleepy
3. I am tired.......................I am tired
4. Nice dress.......................Nice cleavage!
5. I love you.......................Let's have sex now
6. I am bored.......................Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance?...........I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime?.........I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie?....I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner?...I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.........I'm gay

n1_taboo

rofl, thats nice..

tux228

LOL

imported_Lofty

nice

Notorious

bahahahah!!

BengaliBadBoy

so true!

madspeed_si

thats true...

imported_cet_civic

haaahaaa...those are great,

spracingsports

haha i like the mens english ones... pretty much everything we say to women is cuz we want to hump them

GinoLicious

AHAHAHA.

imported_caloge

hump

imported_gatherer

LMAO funny Stuff...

and Charles as a man you know it's true