tuesday morning joke
11-Nov-2009, 09:37 AM
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tuesday morning joke
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat
him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear
them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any
problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing
to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to
Karen, 'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They
don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your
attitude, you never will.'
him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to
your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear
them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any
problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing
to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to
Karen, 'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They
don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your
attitude, you never will.'
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