tuesday night joke time
26-Apr-2005, 08:17 PM
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tuesday night joke time
ok,
an american sits down to eat breakfast. he has a croissant, toast w/jelly, eggs, bacon, etc.
then a frenchman comes and sits down right next to him, and hes chewing bubble gum and rudely popping it.
there is silence for a minute, iside from the popping of his gum
then the frenchman asks in a smartass voice "do you americans eat the whole bread??"
"umm yes" replies the american
"we dont, we only eat the good stuff from the middle. we recycle our crusts and make croissants and sell them to americans." says the frenchamn with a sly grin on his face.
more silence, again, aside from the gum chewing and popping.
"well let me ask you this, do you americans always eat jelly?"
"umm yes, why?"
"well us french people dont. we eat the fruit, and recycle the peels, seeds, and leftovers and make jelly and sell it to you americans"
the american is now fed up and quickly replies
"well do you french people use condoms when you have sex?
"of course we do" the frenchman replies
"well what do you do with those condoms after you use them?"
"we throw them away" answers the frenchman
"well us americans dont, we recycle them and make bubble gum and sell it to the french"
that'll shut him up eh?
an american sits down to eat breakfast. he has a croissant, toast w/jelly, eggs, bacon, etc.
then a frenchman comes and sits down right next to him, and hes chewing bubble gum and rudely popping it.
there is silence for a minute, iside from the popping of his gum
then the frenchman asks in a smartass voice "do you americans eat the whole bread??"
"umm yes" replies the american
"we dont, we only eat the good stuff from the middle. we recycle our crusts and make croissants and sell them to americans." says the frenchamn with a sly grin on his face.
more silence, again, aside from the gum chewing and popping.
"well let me ask you this, do you americans always eat jelly?"
"umm yes, why?"
"well us french people dont. we eat the fruit, and recycle the peels, seeds, and leftovers and make jelly and sell it to you americans"
the american is now fed up and quickly replies
"well do you french people use condoms when you have sex?
"of course we do" the frenchman replies
"well what do you do with those condoms after you use them?"
"we throw them away" answers the frenchman
"well us americans dont, we recycle them and make bubble gum and sell it to the french"
that'll shut him up eh?
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