Two Thursday Funnies!
28-Sep-2006, 03:24 PM
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Two Thursday Funnies!
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going”.
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish Man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, Every day, for a long, long time, so she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray, when after about 45 minutes when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for!?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety And friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a ****in' wall."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish Man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, Every day, for a long, long time, so she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray, when after about 45 minutes when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for!?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety And friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a ****in' wall."
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