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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:03 PM
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U.S. bullies Canadians

OK, I'm notorious for posting old **** in here. Hopefully this one wasn't posted before:


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ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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LOL...Stupid Americans.
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haha BLOW IT UP!!!
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:13 PM
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:13 PM
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haha, now that was fun....
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:29 PM
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yea thats old guy but stil funny
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:44 PM
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thats what the stupid canadians get for not listening.
we have a ***** military and should listen to what we are told
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 02:55 PM
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not actual, but believable. haha

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
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stupid canadians they are so ignorant.
they should move
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baahahahahahaa
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by hdave
thats what the stupid canadians get for not listening.
we have a ***** military and should listen to what we are told
no man you read it wrong. The canadians are the light house


hahah funny, doubt its true though
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Old 09-Nov-2005, 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by hdave
thats what the stupid canadians get for not listening.
we have a ***** military and should listen to what we are told

^ sounds like he's american, LOL
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lmfao...read very slowly
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Ahahaha.... Watch out America!!! Our small lighthouse will take on all your fleet.
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lol o ****!!!!

i stopped reading somewhere in here so i didnt read anything after it lol



Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
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hdave, so what, you're telling us you're illiterate?
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hdave forgot the punch line yo!

Haha, funny, I like it.
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i heard that in grade 6 and i was in grade 6 in 1982 so ya that is kinda old luka...still funny.
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Old 10-Nov-2005, 01:28 PM
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no im sayin im lazy

after that long line i gave up
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