WARNING!!! Virus Alert
12-Feb-2007, 10:30 AM
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WARNING!!! Virus Alert
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth) . If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth) . If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
12-Feb-2007, 10:53 AM
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its weird tho .. this is how alot of spam emails / msn messages go around and ppl actually forward this **** all over ... its so lame .. i *****ed this girl out yesterday for sending me this msn msg about .. love this and love that and if u send it to 20 ppl on ur list that u will find true love .. im like yo seriously .. i know ur desprate to find love but believe me .. this aint gonna work for u ... stop spamming me ... she wasnt to impressed ..
12-Feb-2007, 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by civic_blondie87
IF YOU DONT FORWARD THIS TO 30850959305 PEOPLE IN 5 SECONDS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL DIE AND MSN WILL CHARGE YOU 10$$ A MESSAGE!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhh
IF YOU DONT FORWARD THIS TO 30850959305 PEOPLE IN 5 SECONDS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL DIE AND MSN WILL CHARGE YOU 10$$ A MESSAGE!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhh
12-Feb-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by Gallagher
couldn't resist.............haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha ..........I think i'm the only one laughing here.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
couldn't resist.............haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha ..........I think i'm the only one laughing here.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
^^ lol well someone has to pay attention to me dont they?
