imported_eth0r

projectile puke is a funny thing to see, i remember at a jam some kid sprayed over the fence completly..looked like when u put ur thumb on the end of the hose

Sleekef

one time i puked 9 times in a night (no baby pukes) and i also puked infront of 2 blonds riding there bikes..i wondered why they screamed? then i dipped my finger in the barf and then barfed again

imported_gatherer

way to impress the ladies dude

punkindrublic

chicks dig a guy who can throw his booze... LOL

i used to drink a lot of hard liquor but then realized if i dont drink i'll have a lot more money in the spring for a new engine

dingus8

hehehe....ya I dotn' drink anymore....tired of beign a skiny guy so now I work out and eat...I made a promis eto myself that nomatter what it took I'd do it...hard work, I never see anyoen anymore but I am addicted to seeign my body change

Miss Perfect

3 weeks ago..i downed 15 double vodka shooters, and then stumbled to the bar for 3 chugged beers..usually. im decent when it comes to holding my alcohol..but i slightly overdid it and paid the price when i finally found my way home..the next morning...lol...

imported_loudsubz

Religious... no

serious .... yes

I guess I never saw the attraction of getting drunk and passing out or throwing up, or acting like a foold

but to each their own, I like to watch funny drunk people though

dingus8

^^I respect that so much man...I didn't drink for 3 years of highschool (I drank and smoked pot so much I destroyed my body) I got anxiety attacks...so I knwo what it is liek to be the guy who doesn't drink...I started up a coupel years ago and nwo I stopped again...I suggest it to anyone who drinks alot...get soem persective on things...deny yourself it inorder to free yoru mind...

imported_loudsubz

thanks man, its nice to see positive encouragement once in awhile instead of being the outcast when all your friends are out getting wasted and u think your messed up because you dont want to join them.

Sleekef

I've only been Drunk twice and high about 400 but both of them have ended...Refuse to drink or Smoke anymore tho :d

1niceSi

I have never been drunk, high, or wasted in my life, so I can't contribute to this thread.

All I can say is that I've never heard the expression..."I was retarted for this girl..."

imported_macnwigs

drinking and drugs (to some extent) are ok in moderation!

but excess can do you serious harm......i've had some friends that burned out hard before 20 and you should see them now (over 30)....

i used to overindulge alot....but as you grow older (not grow up) it hurts more and hangovers last 2-3 days......

that's why moderation is good!

imported_Shazza

pretty funny stories but i've heard better. here's mine:

1st yr univ floor crawl. did like 10 shots in 10 mins. ended up lying in the middle of the floor...dont know how long i wuz lying there for, but i had no idea wut wuz goin on around me. i felt this sort of weird feeling in my legs so i propped my head up to see wut wuz wrong with them and there wuz my friend phil giving me the friggin figure 4 (wrestling move) with a ton of ppl surrounding us in a semi circle cheering him on! i wuz like "phil, get the **** off my legs!"

also that same nite, 2 guys tried to dump me down the garbage shoot thinkin that i would fit cuz i'm so small...i bet i would've but they didnt have the ***** to go through with it.

so, my roomies and i wake up in the morning and there's chocolate and whip cream all over our walls of our suite and our washroom and someone literally bent the the friggin metal towel bar. we were all here like "wut the hell happened here last nite?!". i sure as hell didnt remember. apparently my friend took a pic of my lying in the hallway...i totally dont remember that, but it's a nice pic.

dingus8

so your friend was tryign to rape you adn the guy's were cheering him on...???? if so than that is fucked up...real nice guy's...no ******* respect

imported_Shazza

WUT?! NO MAN! he wuz performing a wrestling move on me...u know...the figure-4...didnt u watch WWF as a child? nothing sexual...gross...he my friend...*shudder*.

imported_eth0r

chanyeehon

i got drunk many times
but high enuff times..
well juss a quick and boring one
i got high and went back home wit a few friends and watched a scary ghost movie..... i was laughing and scared at the same time