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Old 10-Aug-2007, 09:02 PM
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welfare poem

Some people may be offended buy this


I got it in an email today and thaught it was funy


It pokes fun at packistanies so if u are easily offended read no further


> >Welfare Poem
> >I cross ocean, poor and broke,
> >Take bus, see employment folk.
> >Nice man treat me good in there,
> >Say I need to see welfare.
> >
> >Welfare say, "You come no more,
> >We send cash right to your door."
> >Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
> >Medic aid it keep you healthy!
> >
> >By and by, I got plenty money,
> >Thanks to you, Canadian dummy.
> >Write to friends in motherland,
> >Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
> >
> >They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
> >I buy big house with welfare bucks
> >They come here, we live together,
> >More welfare checks -- it gets better!
> >
> >Fourteen families, they moving in,
> >But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
> >Finally, white guy moves away,
> >Now I buy his house, and then I say,
> >
> >"Find more aliens for house to rent."
> >And in the yard I put a tent.
> >Send for family they just trash,
> >But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
> >
> >Everything is very good,
> >And soon we own the neighbourhood.
> >We have hobby, it's called breeding,
> >Welfare pay for baby feeding.
> >
> >Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
> >We get free! We got no bills!
> >Canadian crazy! He pay all year,
> >To keep welfare running here.
> >
> >We think Canada darn good place!
> >Too darn good for the white man race.
> >If they no like us, they can scram,
> >Got lots of room in Pakistan!
> >
> >
> >It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee
> >with
> >a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional
> >$580.00
> >in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.
> >
> >This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to
the
> >growth and development of Canada for 40 to 50 years only receives a
> >monthly
> >maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.
> > Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
> >
> >Let's send this to all Canadians, so we can all be ticked off and maybe
we
> >can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the pensioners up to
> >$2,470.00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the
> >Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
> >
> >Please forward to every Canadian to expose what our elected politicians
are
> >doing - to the over-taxed Canadian.
> >
> >SEND THIS TO EVERY CANADIAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW
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Old 10-Aug-2007, 10:03 PM
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Don't know about the poem but if those numbers are right that is fuct.
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Old 12-Aug-2007, 09:11 PM
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you are assuming the country is looking for the best for it's citizens.

think of it this way.

the government is a business.

you are it's customer.

it will do as little as possible to keep you from revolting.

as a retired person, you offer nothing good for the government. you are a drain.

a refugee can eventually become a new customer (tax payer) and increase the governments profits.

government, democratic included is nothing but legitimized organized crime.

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the whole refugee thing is beyond me. a government will go to extensive measures to not let someone who might claim refugee status onto the country's soil, but allows them to stay once they make it.

why not make it easy to visit the country, and just as easy for the government to boot you out?
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Old 13-Aug-2007, 03:26 PM
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^ ^ ^

I took this picture the other day when I was walking down Younge Street. They were all singing "Oh Canada" until I passed by. Then they invited me to sit down with them and to engage in friendly [English] conversation...........NOT!




hahahahaha
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Old 21-Aug-2007, 02:22 AM
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hahahaa



become a tax player why would they wen mr white man wil pay u to be a sayzy **** and give u everythin 4 free why work
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Old 21-Aug-2007, 11:22 AM
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welfare came from the depression. it's time to do away with it ...
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Old 21-Aug-2007, 07:07 PM
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income tax was founded during the war, and was suppost to end when the war was over.

yet here we are, paying %40+ of income as taxes.
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