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Old 09-Apr-2007, 10:54 PM
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What do condoms and girlfriends have in common?
What do condoms and girlfriends have in common my girlfriend asks me.

i respond with:

they both are only good for on use.

they both fit well around my ****.

they can hold my ***.


what she was thinking was...

they both stay in your wallet for too long.

she wasn't too happy about my responses.
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Old 09-Apr-2007, 11:13 PM
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Re: What do condoms and girlfriends have in common?
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she wasn't too happy about my responses.
I bet not, but so true,lol.
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Old 09-Apr-2007, 11:14 PM
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ahaha not bad
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Old 10-Apr-2007, 07:12 AM
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Old 10-Apr-2007, 09:18 AM
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What do condoms and girlfriends have in common my girlfriend asks me.

you can always get a better one.
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Old 10-Apr-2007, 11:31 AM
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^^ HAHA Good answer!!
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Old 10-Apr-2007, 11:39 AM
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What do condoms and girlfriends have in common my girlfriend asks me.

a lot of the time, doing things are more fun without one.
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 07:31 AM
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 12:04 PM
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If your girlfriend finds either of them in your car you're in deep $h!t
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 12:06 PM
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90% of TCC users have niether ?!
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 12:18 PM
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Whenever you see one you think you're gonna get laid, but never do...
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 12:21 PM
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90% of TCC users have niether ?!
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Old 11-Apr-2007, 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by JoonyaSI
90% of TCC users have niether ?!

e-girlfriends dont count so ur in that 90%
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Old 12-Apr-2007, 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by kwikb16a2



e-girlfriends dont count so ur in that 90%
hahah cmon dude .. lets not start this again .. ur mom is still pissed from the last time u disrespected her like that ..
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Old 12-Apr-2007, 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by kwikb16a2


e-girlfriends dont count so ur in that 90%

Originally posted by JoonyaSI


hahah cmon dude .. lets not start this again .. ur mom is still pissed from the last time u disrespected her like that ..
bahaha kwikb16a2 got OWNED!!!!
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Old 12-Apr-2007, 03:49 PM
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lol hes just mad cause hes fat and i get all the girls lol .. true story
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Old 12-Apr-2007, 04:10 PM
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hahah cmon dude .. lets not start this again .. ur mom is still pissed from the last time u disrespected her like that ..

hahah i jus see it like it is.......if you got so many women then why bother chasing little blonde teenagers on the internet??

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its costs more for the better ones
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