imported_JusBlaze

135 lbs
6'1
indian
low stamina
smoker
hairy legs and ***
and a gigantic *****

relax girls dont send me too many pms

Turbo4U

pain2bare

So I see Cynikal and Turbo4u have some gay thoughts, when is the wedding? It is recognized now right? Cynikals would look like this:

Likes: poon and booze
Dislikes: no poon and out of booze
Hobbies: booze and poon
Interests: sweet smelling, crusty, musty and dusty poon
Looking for some poontang that likes poon and booze

imported_JohnnyToronto

^ Dude poon and booze is awesome. I'm drunk right now, jsut got home. Hadf some nice boopze and wish I ahd some poon!
Damn if Cynikal only likes poon and booze then hjke sounds like someone I could be firends with!

VikJae

hahahaa this is hilarious
but like that popping zits stuff.. i dunno, i bet its done but its not something you share...
related to that however, this guy at my work right, well here is a change of topic from umm... online dating
he is going out with this chic who lives 2hours away,... and he is perfectly cool with his gf going out and getting smashed at various peoples houses... now i dunno bout you guys but... f*k that. what u guys think?
opinions at work were
1% - i trust her that she wouldnt do anything bad even when she is smashed (the guy who lets his gf do it)
49% - no way man. it shouldnt even be an issue.
50% - are you sure there is even a party? not some guys house?

anyways so this relates back to the issue b/c buddy tells his gf that "i have to take a sh_t, want to talk to some of my coworkers for a bit?" and she is like. .fine with that...
i dunno...
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spracingsports

i need the digits

QuiCK_TiME

135 at 6'1, ur a twig, im 5'8 142 and i'm skinny

spracingsports

well im 5'10" and im only 130

Cynikal.Mindset

and we all know you are a scrawny bone rack jay

imported_JusBlaze

well im not actually 135...if you didnt notice the whole post was a joke. I weigh like 155 Im still a twiggy *** toothpick though.

Surfofpink

My ad would go like this

Cute 22yr old SWF seeking SWM 79-90yrs old with terminal illness.
Likes: luxury cars, money, bling-bling, lipgloss, handbags
Dislikes: bank accounts under 6 figs, diamond rings under 2 carats, purses less than prada
Will: Allow for extra maritial affairs for sexaul gratification (unpaid)
Will not: sign prenuptial agreement upon marriage.