what's the worst thing you've ever said during sex?

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23-Sep-2004, 05:35 PM

#21

imported_blkzc

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I had a buddy walk up to a girl in a bar on night and say to her:
"your soooo hot I'd eat the peanuts out of your ****"
You can say that she wasn't very impressed.

23-Sep-2004, 07:18 PM

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Nova_Dust

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Fvck I would be quite impressed!

23-Sep-2004, 07:20 PM

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Mirai Trunks

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"are you done already?"

meaning..."ok now suck until I'M done" hahaha

23-Sep-2004, 08:17 PM

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Colly

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crap, i think the condom broke.....

24-Sep-2004, 11:10 AM

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GinoLicious

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Damn girl you are better than the last.

24-Sep-2004, 08:59 PM

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Surfofpink

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Me "whats my name"
Guy "Kathryn"
Guy "whats my name?"
Me "Honestly I couldn't tell you, oh and don't call me tomorrow. I'm not your girlfriend"
Guy "I love you"
and that, my friends, is how its done.

24-Sep-2004, 09:03 PM

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Cynikal.Mindset

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you skank you! hahaha

24-Sep-2004, 09:25 PM

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imported_blkzc

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Damn it!........... My rash is back! (j/k)

24-Sep-2004, 09:27 PM

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Cynikal.Mindset

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are those crabs mine or yours?

24-Sep-2004, 10:03 PM

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Surfofpink

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Quote:

Originally posted by CyniKal.Mindset
you skank you! hahaha

Just a PIMPETTE. what can I say. I follow in your footsteps HAHA

24-Sep-2004, 10:05 PM

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Cynikal.Mindset

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You cant follow a Pimp's footsteps Ryn, Pimps dont walk...we float!

24-Sep-2004, 10:13 PM

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imported_Dawson

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HAHAHAHAHA

25-Sep-2004, 07:04 AM

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spracingsports

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Quote:

Originally posted by CyniKal.Mindset
You cant follow a Pimp's footsteps Ryn, Pimps dont walk...we float!

you 2 are destined to make little pink EF driving babies

25-Sep-2004, 07:16 AM

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Cynikal.Mindset

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Quote:

Originally posted by spracingsports

you 2 are destined to make little pink EF driving babies

in her dreams...I would give you the good ol pimp back hand for that comment

hahahahaha...like I would ever let our kids drive pink 4th gens, wrong I tell ya!

25-Sep-2004, 09:26 AM

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imported_starboy869

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There nothing like falling

while recieving oral. 'oops'

25-Sep-2004, 11:13 AM

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Sleekef

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Said my ex g/f of 2 years name during sex with my new g/f doh!

25-Sep-2004, 02:18 PM

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imported_Vato_Loco

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sleekef
Said my ex g/f of 2 years name during sex with my new g/f doh!

That happened to me about 4 years ago!

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