When was the last time you were in a fight?
#1
When was the last time you were in a fight?
Me, it's been a few year's. At one of my old job's it was part of my daily grind. I did security for a few hotels and Rumours in Niagara Falls and the dumb American kids were always starting ****. I never really got hit, but I laid down a few good beatings. Peppered spray twice and hit by a Cop's baton once, but it was damn good fun.
Now I have a Government job that frowns on that type of stuff and I could quickly lose my job, but sometimes a just want to kick some young punks a$$. Today too many of these thugs have guns and knives and it's not worth losing my life, although the wife would cash in my life insurance policy and be rollin' in the dough.
Oh how I miss the adrenaline rush. I should go jump out of an airplane or something.
Now I have a Government job that frowns on that type of stuff and I could quickly lose my job, but sometimes a just want to kick some young punks a$$. Today too many of these thugs have guns and knives and it's not worth losing my life, although the wife would cash in my life insurance policy and be rollin' in the dough.
Oh how I miss the adrenaline rush. I should go jump out of an airplane or something.
#2
the last fight i was in was last year...i was at subway with a guy from work and some retard punks were making fun of him because he didn't know what sub to get (lol...seriously) and after they started bashing his glasses i could tell he was getting kinda pissed bu wouldn't say anything...so i walked outside and they looked at me and gave me the finger so i motioned for them to come outside.....so as he got all up in my face or whatever i was like buddy i don't want to fight (but it was an act) so he tried to give me a jab to the face but i blocked it and pushed him back a bit...then i was like, buddy one sec, look at my wrist, its broken and i jiggled my keys in the hand i was showing him (left hand) and as he looked at it for a second i took a step in and knocked him with my right, right in the jaw and he fell into the window and landed on his face and was out COLD...so his buddy just looked at me and went to pick his friend up....and we drove away.....bad thing was, this was on my lunch so i was wearing my futureshop uniform and i thought they would go in and tell my manager or something...hahahah
#3
the time before that was earlier that year in toronto....i was out with people from work again to go to some bar and outside there was a guy who pushed me for no reason on the balcony...he was drunk or something...so i tried to brush it off, and he kept hitting me from behind for NO reason and the bouncers saw nothing, and this guy bob from work just told me to beat him already cuz he wouldn't stop pushing me calling me a p*ssy....so as he came to push me again really hard i grabbed his face and through it into the railing, kicked him once as he was falling down, and pushed him down a set of 4 stairs.....lol
i'm not a violent person though...hahahaha, seriously!
i'm not a violent person though...hahahaha, seriously!
#5
i've only been in one bar fight my entire life... and i'm glad to say.. even though i was drunk enough to not remember it.. i did my job.. i had the guy attacking my friend on the floor in under 5 seconds... and i think i cause some spinal damage. I'm not sure, but I remember someone grabbing my friend by the throat for "bumping" him and my friend's girlfriend yelling at me after telling me i'm "psycho"
although i wish to test my training when I'm sober, and at the same time I don't, I believe, and will defend logically that it is the right of any human being to kill, destroy, or main, any sane person who wishes to start physical violence over a subject outside of survival.
If you have an illegaly loaded gun, I see no problem in your punishment being your throat being slit by a police officer, on the spot.
And I hate cops.
although i wish to test my training when I'm sober, and at the same time I don't, I believe, and will defend logically that it is the right of any human being to kill, destroy, or main, any sane person who wishes to start physical violence over a subject outside of survival.
If you have an illegaly loaded gun, I see no problem in your punishment being your throat being slit by a police officer, on the spot.
And I hate cops.
#7
last friday, i got drunk and high, went to jacks back yard, lol.. met some people, sayd there was an after party... went to it, some drunk *** mother ****er was being a bitch, so we desided to resewl for one dollar... i lost, at 1st. then I kicked his *** after we desided to do it one more time for 50 cents... mind you we were very high, drunk... lol... i still feel bruses... lol.... my knees are blue... but yeah...
the end...
the end...
#12
wassaga 4 years ago....damn i hate that place on may 24...i use to think it was cool but way to many punks....every little kid is getting drunk for the first time and all they want to do is start sh*t....sometimes i just dont understand it....fighting over nothing...oh you looked at me wronge, or you just barely bumped into me...bla,bla,bla
#13
Last week some office worker decided to hit my car with his computer bag because he felt I should have stopped so he could cross the road.
I jumped outta my car went up to him and said "What else you gonna hit today tough guy". He tried to hit me in the gut but was blocked and I then countered with a hip toss dropping him to the ground.
I then grabbed his computer bag and threw it into traffic.
It was run over by a few vehicles and surely destroyed..
I left the scene with the guy trying to get cars to stop from running over his bag.
Dumbass!!!
I jumped outta my car went up to him and said "What else you gonna hit today tough guy". He tried to hit me in the gut but was blocked and I then countered with a hip toss dropping him to the ground.
I then grabbed his computer bag and threw it into traffic.
It was run over by a few vehicles and surely destroyed..
I left the scene with the guy trying to get cars to stop from running over his bag.
Dumbass!!!
#15
hahaha you guys are jokes, i've been in one scrap before and i totallly regret it because the guy got it realll bad. Thank god i was walking and didnt have my car because cops were everywhere after the incident, i jus booked it into a forest When i lose it i have no control when i go over the edge so i avoid confrontations whenever i can. These days you cant really get into fights unless you wanna waste craploads of money and time (legal crap). Plus with all the dumbasses out there, i dont wanna get stabbed
#16
Re: When was the last time you were in a fight?
Originally posted by DumbasSi
I did security for a few hotels and Rumours in Niagara Falls and the dumb American kids were always starting ****.
I did security for a few hotels and Rumours in Niagara Falls and the dumb American kids were always starting ****.
Last fight I was apart of (because I haven't been "challenged" in a lil bit :P) was 2 summers ago, it was ****ing funny. I remember my friend gettin thrown through a fence...at that time, we were all riled up goin crazy but now that I look back on it...it was ****ing funny..lol. It got to the point where everyone was beating on eachother and then it stoped...and ended with name calling...but I will never forget the fence...LOL. Its just funny...poor guy..lol
#17
Originally posted by Fug
the last fight i was in was last year...i was at subway with a guy from work and some retard punks were making fun of him because he didn't know what sub to get (lol...seriously) and after they started bashing his glasses i could tell he was getting kinda pissed bu wouldn't say anything...so i walked outside and they looked at me and gave me the finger so i motioned for them to come outside.....so as he got all up in my face or whatever i was like buddy i don't want to fight (but it was an act) so he tried to give me a jab to the face but i blocked it and pushed him back a bit...then i was like, buddy one sec, look at my wrist, its broken and i jiggled my keys in the hand i was showing him (left hand) and as he looked at it for a second i took a step in and knocked him with my right, right in the jaw and he fell into the window and landed on his face and was out COLD...so his buddy just looked at me and went to pick his friend up....and we drove away.....bad thing was, this was on my lunch so i was wearing my futureshop uniform and i thought they would go in and tell my manager or something...hahahah
the last fight i was in was last year...i was at subway with a guy from work and some retard punks were making fun of him because he didn't know what sub to get (lol...seriously) and after they started bashing his glasses i could tell he was getting kinda pissed bu wouldn't say anything...so i walked outside and they looked at me and gave me the finger so i motioned for them to come outside.....so as he got all up in my face or whatever i was like buddy i don't want to fight (but it was an act) so he tried to give me a jab to the face but i blocked it and pushed him back a bit...then i was like, buddy one sec, look at my wrist, its broken and i jiggled my keys in the hand i was showing him (left hand) and as he looked at it for a second i took a step in and knocked him with my right, right in the jaw and he fell into the window and landed on his face and was out COLD...so his buddy just looked at me and went to pick his friend up....and we drove away.....bad thing was, this was on my lunch so i was wearing my futureshop uniform and i thought they would go in and tell my manager or something...hahahah
#19
I used to get in fights in hockey........not too many times at bars.....
The odd time someone will push me or something but then i'll look at the bouncer and he'll kick him out......i'm not that big of a guy......
When I go to the bar I usually know alot of the people or many of the bouncers because I used to work at a couple bars.....club courtesy is great...
The odd time someone will push me or something but then i'll look at the bouncer and he'll kick him out......i'm not that big of a guy......
When I go to the bar I usually know alot of the people or many of the bouncers because I used to work at a couple bars.....club courtesy is great...
#20
I do security in a hospital. A couple of months ago we get called into the Cardiac Unit of the ER. We go in there and there was a guy (about 35) kneeling up on his bed swinging a cane at a nurse, who was cornered. We wrestle the cane off him and put him down on the bed and have a quick talk with him. He seemed to calm down a bit. So we wheel him out into the hall cuz the nurses prepared an isolation room for him to go to. The minute we hit the main hall, the guy makes this growling noise and kneels back up on the bed. He starts screamin how his bro is in a gang and hes gunna kill us etc. typical tough guy talk. So then he ***** his fist back and takes a swing at my face. I duck it and come back with a bitch slap right across his cheek and ear. That stunned him enough for my partners to cuff him to the bed. We put him in the room and didn't hear a peep out of him the rest of the night. Think he was embarrased he got slapped out infront of a room full of people.
After we put him in the room, there was prob 15 people in the hall staring at us all quiet. One nurse asked me why I slapped that guy. All I said was he tried to hit me. And the original nurse never even thanked us. Oh well. I love my job.
After we put him in the room, there was prob 15 people in the hall staring at us all quiet. One nurse asked me why I slapped that guy. All I said was he tried to hit me. And the original nurse never even thanked us. Oh well. I love my job.