When was the last time you were in a fight?
#41
lol yo i got my *** beat by like 15 somalians by shoreham walking home one night after a jam. I still have the scar...they hit me with the back of a knife like 2 cm away from my left eye...i got lucky or id be blind right now
#42
hahaha last fight i got in was with a 50 year old chinese man
he totaly nearly rammed me off the road running a read light so some roadrage started and he was trying 2 ram me he made me curb my rim so i was pissed off i chaced him for a while and we got stuck at a red light he jumps out his minivan and is running at my car and i dident want him 2 **** up my boddy kit or anythin so i get out and stand there wating 4 him 2 get 2 me and he runs up 2 me im thinking oo **** chinese guy he probly knows some marshal arts or some **** im about 2 get my *** kicked buy an old bastard.
then he gets up 2 me and just pushed me in the chest and i stepped back and looked at him and smiled he dident know ****
so he swung at me with this wide *** punch that took about 5 seckonds 2 actualy get near me so i had plenty of time 2 just nail this ***** in the face and he fell backwards and wacked his head on the ground his wife was frieking out on chinese hanging out the van window it was funny .
I looked around and all the people that were stoeed were looking at us and he got up took 1 step toward me then gave me the finger and ran away back 2 his car yelling at me in chinese then droe off giveing me the finger it was funny
he totaly nearly rammed me off the road running a read light so some roadrage started and he was trying 2 ram me he made me curb my rim so i was pissed off i chaced him for a while and we got stuck at a red light he jumps out his minivan and is running at my car and i dident want him 2 **** up my boddy kit or anythin so i get out and stand there wating 4 him 2 get 2 me and he runs up 2 me im thinking oo **** chinese guy he probly knows some marshal arts or some **** im about 2 get my *** kicked buy an old bastard.
then he gets up 2 me and just pushed me in the chest and i stepped back and looked at him and smiled he dident know ****
so he swung at me with this wide *** punch that took about 5 seckonds 2 actualy get near me so i had plenty of time 2 just nail this ***** in the face and he fell backwards and wacked his head on the ground his wife was frieking out on chinese hanging out the van window it was funny .
I looked around and all the people that were stoeed were looking at us and he got up took 1 step toward me then gave me the finger and ran away back 2 his car yelling at me in chinese then droe off giveing me the finger it was funny
#43
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The last real fight I was in was years ago back in my drunk bar days. I broke the guys eye socket, jaw, arm and leg. He hit me first and my brain shuts off and I just go mental. This one actually scared me and since then I have made a conscious effort not to fight.
He made me mad, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad.
He made me mad, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad.
#44
Originally posted by Cantonagod
The last real fight I was in was years ago back in my drunk bar days. I broke the guys eye socket, jaw, arm and leg. He hit me first and my brain shuts off and I just go mental. This one actually scared me and since then I have made a conscious effort not to fight.
He made me mad, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad.
The last real fight I was in was years ago back in my drunk bar days. I broke the guys eye socket, jaw, arm and leg. He hit me first and my brain shuts off and I just go mental. This one actually scared me and since then I have made a conscious effort not to fight.
He made me mad, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad.
I still remember that guy on my back clawing my hands as I pulled his friend off the car door so you could get out. Boy did you make that guy sorry when you got out.
#45
Originally posted by electronblue
You forgot about our tag team match....hahaha
I still remember that guy on my back clawing my hands as I pulled his friend off the car door so you could get out. Boy did you make that guy sorry when you got out.
You forgot about our tag team match....hahaha
I still remember that guy on my back clawing my hands as I pulled his friend off the car door so you could get out. Boy did you make that guy sorry when you got out.
#46
all I do is get in hockey scraps and scraps with my brother.. lol not any more with my bro were to old for that haha. I remember these somolians threw a ball the explorer (drove the company explorer before I got the civic) and we (me and my bro) turned around to run them over lol, and smashed there bike into pieces.. that was kind of cool..
I remember one time I was at a party and this guy came in dressed the wrong way i guess so we got booted out and some words and bullets flew.. I was at like jane/sheppard or something... lol i had a few to many drinks after that I never drink to get drunk.. imo its dumb.
We all need to make love not war... lol
I remember one time I was at a party and this guy came in dressed the wrong way i guess so we got booted out and some words and bullets flew.. I was at like jane/sheppard or something... lol i had a few to many drinks after that I never drink to get drunk.. imo its dumb.
We all need to make love not war... lol
#49
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Originally posted by Fug
ooooohhhh a story! please tell all...hahahaa
ooooohhhh a story! please tell all...hahahaa
I'm sure there are a few more details that Michelle will fill in but that is all I can remember at the moment.
#51
Originally posted by Cantonagod
It was after Monday night Raw at the Dome a few years ago. Some guy in a VW was trying to squeeze into my lane and his nirror banged mine, so I rolled down my window and folded his in so it wouldn't touch mine. He let me pull ahead then his buddy in th epass. seat jumped out and punched my mirror. The idiot kept yelling at me to get out put kept pushing my door closed. Michelle got out to stop him from doing that. When I was finally able to get out I made a mess of the driver and some guys in a Jeep in front of us were about to kill the ther guy for jumping on Michelles back and scratching her.
I'm sure there are a few more details that Michelle will fill in but that is all I can remember at the moment.
It was after Monday night Raw at the Dome a few years ago. Some guy in a VW was trying to squeeze into my lane and his nirror banged mine, so I rolled down my window and folded his in so it wouldn't touch mine. He let me pull ahead then his buddy in th epass. seat jumped out and punched my mirror. The idiot kept yelling at me to get out put kept pushing my door closed. Michelle got out to stop him from doing that. When I was finally able to get out I made a mess of the driver and some guys in a Jeep in front of us were about to kill the ther guy for jumping on Michelles back and scratching her.
I'm sure there are a few more details that Michelle will fill in but that is all I can remember at the moment.
About six years ago I bought Jeff tickets to Monday Night Raw at Skydome for valentines day...
So after Raw, we were about to head home (traffic was bad), and some idiot in a VW wanted our lane and his mirror hit Jeff's, so Jeff rolled down the window and folded it in (VW has folding mirrors, Civic Si does not). The passenger proceeded to punch Jeff's mirror off.
There was a yelling match and both driver and passenger got out and started to hit Jeff through the car window (holding the door shut so he couldn't get out). I got out pulled the first guy off and threw him back, and as I was pulling his friend off the door, the first guy jumped on my back and was scratching at my arms and hands (broke my watch) so I'd let go of his friend.
Jeff got out and smoked the one guy. I flipped the guy off my back and he went to hit me and a couple other guys from another vehicle stepped in (they were threatening him death if he hit me).
What was really funny is when Jeff was kicking his buddies ***, the retard (who decided hitting me would be a bad idea) jumped on the hood of the VW, and was yellling at Jeff while standing on the hood of his buddie's car. And they thought folding in the mirror was bad.
#52
That is quite the story.
Why would someone get mad for folding in the mirror. If someone folded in my mirror I would say thanks (and sorry hittin theres) so that it didnt hit anyone elses car.
Hah. Thats wikked.
Why would someone get mad for folding in the mirror. If someone folded in my mirror I would say thanks (and sorry hittin theres) so that it didnt hit anyone elses car.
Hah. Thats wikked.
#55
Originally posted by electronblue
Your story telling sucks...
About six years ago I bought Jeff tickets to Monday Night Raw at Skydome for valentines day...
So after Raw, we were about to head home (traffic was bad), and some idiot in a VW wanted our lane and his mirror hit Jeff's, so Jeff rolled down the window and folded it in (VW has folding mirrors, Civic Si does not). The passenger proceeded to punch Jeff's mirror off.
There was a yelling match and both driver and passenger got out and started to hit Jeff through the car window (holding the door shut so he couldn't get out). I got out pulled the first guy off and threw him back, and as I was pulling his friend off the door, the first guy jumped on my back and was scratching at my arms and hands (broke my watch) so I'd let go of his friend.
Jeff got out and smoked the one guy. I flipped the guy off my back and he went to hit me and a couple other guys from another vehicle stepped in (they were threatening him death if he hit me).
What was really funny is when Jeff was kicking his buddies ***, the retard (who decided hitting me would be a bad idea) jumped on the hood of the VW, and was yellling at Jeff while standing on the hood of his buddie's car. And they thought folding in the mirror was bad.
Your story telling sucks...
About six years ago I bought Jeff tickets to Monday Night Raw at Skydome for valentines day...
So after Raw, we were about to head home (traffic was bad), and some idiot in a VW wanted our lane and his mirror hit Jeff's, so Jeff rolled down the window and folded it in (VW has folding mirrors, Civic Si does not). The passenger proceeded to punch Jeff's mirror off.
There was a yelling match and both driver and passenger got out and started to hit Jeff through the car window (holding the door shut so he couldn't get out). I got out pulled the first guy off and threw him back, and as I was pulling his friend off the door, the first guy jumped on my back and was scratching at my arms and hands (broke my watch) so I'd let go of his friend.
Jeff got out and smoked the one guy. I flipped the guy off my back and he went to hit me and a couple other guys from another vehicle stepped in (they were threatening him death if he hit me).
What was really funny is when Jeff was kicking his buddies ***, the retard (who decided hitting me would be a bad idea) jumped on the hood of the VW, and was yellling at Jeff while standing on the hood of his buddie's car. And they thought folding in the mirror was bad.
#58
unfortunately im asian.. we come and fight in packs.. cant remember my last 1on1... beat some fob ****er up in a karaoke washroom LOL stuff his face in the toilet that i pissed in. fun stuff,
got my *** handed to me quite a bit in grade 8-9 tho, stupid little asian me goes fighting big black dudes, haha then i started hangin around chinatown.. never been touched since
got my *** handed to me quite a bit in grade 8-9 tho, stupid little asian me goes fighting big black dudes, haha then i started hangin around chinatown.. never been touched since
#59
hmm..i wanna hear more stories...
about 4 yrs ago ..
my final yr of highschool...
.. and my bro tells me the kids in gr.10 and 11 tried 2 int. him since he's in gr.9....... my bro points out all the guys, 4 of them... so i told my bro 2 brush the guy that started it...the kid trys 2 grabb him so i stepped in and picked him up a foot off the floor against the wall!!.....
i finally put this guy down after spitting in his face like 4 times and b4 he hit hte floor ..he got a elbow cross 2 the jaw and he juss fell..HARD..and i chased down the other 3..and they juss stood there in shock as i beat up each 1 of them while like half the school is watching..and so is the principle.. i let the last guy get atleast 1 shot..guess wat he does...he grabs my shirt and in doin that ripps my chain....then i literally POUND on this guys face mayb like 12 shots min as i'm sittin on him..i pick him back up and try 2 dragg him 2 the fire hydrant 2 smashh his face in..and like no lie 9 ppl were holding me back..and i juss went back 2 class ...
i have a realll bad temper... juss like ppl say...i get mad and juss black out... i throw 3 punches b4 i think about punching..it juss comes out... thats y i dont fite.. and i have like 9 more crazier stories then this
about 4 yrs ago ..
my final yr of highschool...
.. and my bro tells me the kids in gr.10 and 11 tried 2 int. him since he's in gr.9....... my bro points out all the guys, 4 of them... so i told my bro 2 brush the guy that started it...the kid trys 2 grabb him so i stepped in and picked him up a foot off the floor against the wall!!.....
i finally put this guy down after spitting in his face like 4 times and b4 he hit hte floor ..he got a elbow cross 2 the jaw and he juss fell..HARD..and i chased down the other 3..and they juss stood there in shock as i beat up each 1 of them while like half the school is watching..and so is the principle.. i let the last guy get atleast 1 shot..guess wat he does...he grabs my shirt and in doin that ripps my chain....then i literally POUND on this guys face mayb like 12 shots min as i'm sittin on him..i pick him back up and try 2 dragg him 2 the fire hydrant 2 smashh his face in..and like no lie 9 ppl were holding me back..and i juss went back 2 class ...
i have a realll bad temper... juss like ppl say...i get mad and juss black out... i throw 3 punches b4 i think about punching..it juss comes out... thats y i dont fite.. and i have like 9 more crazier stories then this