imported_JoonyaSI

im gonna try to make this as short as possible ...

so im out on break gettin some "whitewash chinese" lunch ... and im waiting for my order .. beside me there are 2 ppl a guy and girl sitting down and eating ... the girls phone rings ... its her man .. he freakin out about something and says "im coming to your work now.. im coming now .." (i managed to get this info from her repeating it) so anyways .. turns out this girl it out for lunch with some man from her work ... meanwhile her man is on his way to her work to get her or talk to her or something ... she gets off the phone laffin ...

shes says to her "co-worker" what a lunatic .. why is he going on like that .. did u hear him... dudes like yea then laff's

shes like hes on his way to the office now and im not gonna be there and laff's again ...

so what does she do... she calls back her man and goes ... "Im in the bank lined up, im not gonna be at my office when u get there .. ill meeet u there at 2pm .." and gets off the call ....


now who says that guys are the messed up ones ... females are just as bad .. if not worse when it comes to lying .. its just that some men are too stupid to make the lies good and believable .. women almost have it programmed in thier brain on how to work ish like that ...


thats my lunch time rant ...

Discuss..

Jay P

pwned

imported_JoonyaSI

lol ur tellin me ... meanwhile the co-worker is like "lucky thing we didnt park beside eachother, so it wont be obvious" bahahhah oh man ... some men dont even know man ...

Gallagher

all women are ******...LOL, or at least they should be

Jay P

if your having girl problems i feel bad for ya son....

imported_JoonyaSI

i got 99 problems ... but a ***** aint ever gonna be ONE again

imported_viper

....I hear ya...I can top that...I work in a call center here in london...we are constantly being called to either NYC, texas or omaha...and whenever the people get sent there, we always hear about all the women who go that just do crazy stuff...for instance...was down in texas a few weeks ago and all the women all week were going naked in the hot tub...then home with any random guys....not to mention that a lot of them have boy friends....wow needless to say they definatley like to let loose....lol

imported_JusBlaze

i cant say **** im usually that "co-worker"

what can i say im a pimp

Younes Si

funny story

imported_gotti78

That guy is laughing cuz he is prolly throwing one into that other doods gf and they are having a good joke over it !!

imported_BlazeInEk

Ya think there Mr.Obvious?

Nova_Dust

Whitewashed Chinese food? Which one?

btw, good gossip.

szuberi

lol...funny story.

kwyze

all that this thread needs now is a few girls having a slumber party and a national enquirer to complete the gossip quota of the year