Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
21-Aug-2003, 07:54 PM
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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
Probably a r-r-r-r-repost as if you look the right underneath my avatar states it clearly, but here is my post...pretty funny and political...
This is an amusing updated version...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it
is against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed access to the other side of
the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.
OSAMA BIN LADEN
If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of
Allah. We will bomb anyone who tries to prevent it
crossing the road.
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The
West always think they can decide the way the chicken should
cross.
DENG XIO PENG
It doesn't matter whether the chickens are on this side or that side of the road.
Any chicken that can catch the caterpillars is a good chicken.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
Yesterday, all the chickens seem so far away.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will
defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS
eChicken 2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
This is an amusing updated version...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road??
A: GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it
is against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed access to the other side of
the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador to the UN)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
it.
OSAMA BIN LADEN
If the chicken crossed the road, it is the will of
Allah. We will bomb anyone who tries to prevent it
crossing the road.
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD
What was wrong in the chicken crossing the road? The
West always think they can decide the way the chicken should
cross.
DENG XIO PENG
It doesn't matter whether the chickens are on this side or that side of the road.
Any chicken that can catch the caterpillars is a good chicken.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
PAUL MCCARTNEY
Yesterday, all the chickens seem so far away.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will
defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS
eChicken 2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
21-Aug-2003, 08:18 PM
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chicken butt...
BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS
eChicken 2003.
lol
BILL GATES
I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS
eChicken 2003.
lol
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