Why Men Are Happier......
15-May-2003, 11:46 AM
#1
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario
Posts: 18,367
Why Men Are Happier......
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000.00, tux rental - $100.00.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL THE TIME.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000.00, tux rental - $100.00.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL THE TIME.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
15-May-2003, 12:48 PM
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Such as? Allow me.
Little boy: "I have a penny"
Little girl: "I have a dime"
Little boy: "I have a pencil"
Little girl: "I have a colour crayon"
Little boy: "I have a *****"
Little girl: "....."
*the little girl lifts up skirt, pulls down panty, and points in between her legs*
Little girl: "with one of these, I can get as many of that as I want."
Women have advantages? Hell you bet.
Little boy: "I have a penny"
Little girl: "I have a dime"
Little boy: "I have a pencil"
Little girl: "I have a colour crayon"
Little boy: "I have a *****"
Little girl: "....."
*the little girl lifts up skirt, pulls down panty, and points in between her legs*
Little girl: "with one of these, I can get as many of that as I want."
Women have advantages? Hell you bet.
15-May-2003, 01:29 PM
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Little girl: "with one of these, I can get as many of that as I want."
Assuming she's got looks and knows how to use them. But then again, same goes for a guy, you'd be surprised
isht, the girls are watching
Assuming she's got looks and knows how to use them. But then again, same goes for a guy, you'd be surprised
isht, the girls are watching
15-May-2003, 01:36 PM
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Location: Hamilton
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust
ppsstt... Chris, I think some gals are watching...
*looks around*
ppsstt... Chris, I think some gals are watching...
*looks around*
I simply meant that I'm not too concerned with what advantages women have. I like 'em either way!
15-May-2003, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 3,662
Originally posted by Nova_Dust
Such as? Allow me.
Little boy: "I have a penny"
Little girl: "I have a dime"
Little boy: "I have a pencil"
Little girl: "I have a colour crayon"
Little boy: "I have a *****"
Little girl: "....."
*the little girl lifts up skirt, pulls down panty, and points in between her legs*
Little girl: "with one of these, I can get as many of that as I want."
Women have advantages? Hell you bet.
Such as? Allow me.
Little boy: "I have a penny"
Little girl: "I have a dime"
Little boy: "I have a pencil"
Little girl: "I have a colour crayon"
Little boy: "I have a *****"
Little girl: "....."
*the little girl lifts up skirt, pulls down panty, and points in between her legs*
Little girl: "with one of these, I can get as many of that as I want."
Women have advantages? Hell you bet.
*cough*Hugh Hefner*cough*
