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11-Jan-2004, 10:08 PM
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God:
1.An imaginary father figure used to scare little kids into not masturbating.
2.A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.
3.Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.
4.A phrase that people repeat over and over during sexual intercourse.
5.an old man in the sky who cares *way* too much where you put your *****
bling bling
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1) A style of flashy attire, usually chains, worn by those pretending to be gangersters of some sort in an attempt to be the largest and flashiest looking.
2) Important lyrics of a touching folk ballad I wrote one day while bored.
1) Direct examples may be found in most rap videos, although the origins of this behaviour may be traced back to the male peacock, whose large tail allowed him to attract several mates while at the same time rendering him defenseless against predators, or in the case of rappers, useless to society.
2) Bling bling bling goes the gangster,
Bang bang bang goes the gun!
Bible:
1.The manifesto of an imaginary man who lives in the sky
2.A book written by maniacs who heard voices
3.A popular piece of Sci Fi literature
4. Hard bound toilet paper found in hotel rooms
5. A prop used by Republican politicians to attract voters of low intelligence
6.An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.
7.A long story book about a magical man, with unlimited power, who lives in the sky. It includes funny stories of some dude who makes a woman frome his ribs.
8.The best selling Sci-fi/Fantasy novel of all time. Allegdly the Word of God, however, this document was rewritten extensively in the middle ages by Man to further suit their needs. Today, this document is used by non-thinkers to further their hold on other, lesser non-thinkers.
The definitions of Christianity and Catholicism is funny
God:
1.An imaginary father figure used to scare little kids into not masturbating.
2.A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.
3.Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.
4.A phrase that people repeat over and over during sexual intercourse.
5.an old man in the sky who cares *way* too much where you put your *****
bling bling
329 votes
1) A style of flashy attire, usually chains, worn by those pretending to be gangersters of some sort in an attempt to be the largest and flashiest looking.
2) Important lyrics of a touching folk ballad I wrote one day while bored.
1) Direct examples may be found in most rap videos, although the origins of this behaviour may be traced back to the male peacock, whose large tail allowed him to attract several mates while at the same time rendering him defenseless against predators, or in the case of rappers, useless to society.
2) Bling bling bling goes the gangster,
Bang bang bang goes the gun!
Bible:
1.The manifesto of an imaginary man who lives in the sky
2.A book written by maniacs who heard voices
3.A popular piece of Sci Fi literature
4. Hard bound toilet paper found in hotel rooms
5. A prop used by Republican politicians to attract voters of low intelligence
6.An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.
7.A long story book about a magical man, with unlimited power, who lives in the sky. It includes funny stories of some dude who makes a woman frome his ribs.
8.The best selling Sci-fi/Fantasy novel of all time. Allegdly the Word of God, however, this document was rewritten extensively in the middle ages by Man to further suit their needs. Today, this document is used by non-thinkers to further their hold on other, lesser non-thinkers.
The definitions of Christianity and Catholicism is funny
11-Jan-2004, 11:14 PM
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Originally posted by 90ls
As a Christian, i dont find it to be funny at all.
and as respect to Christians and Catholics on this board i think this thread should be locked
As a Christian, i dont find it to be funny at all.
and as respect to Christians and Catholics on this board i think this thread should be locked
bling bling is funny though, heh
12-Jan-2004, 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by 90ls
As a Christian, i dont find it to be funny at all.
As a Christian, i dont find it to be funny at all.
and the truth shall set you free...
now Ihave to go look up the other definitions that look like they were removed from the original post
12-Jan-2004, 09:50 AM
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What, Christianity can't take a little criticism?? Ever think about how thoughtless our society is towards other world religions??
How would you feel if you were Hindu and you went to A&P or Sobey's to find a pile of your holy animal chopped up in the freezer, selling for $3.99/lb?
Or how about if you were Muslim, and you found pork in nearly every single product at the grocery store... or an interest rate on every peice of capital. Imagine as a Muslim trying to buy a house, without sinning? (paying interest in the Koran (sp?) is a sin). Or when they are fasting for Ramadan, how do they feel seeing the rest of us just stuffing our faces all day?
So if you think that's offensive, take a step back and think about how we make the rest of ppl feel EVERY DAY!!
Grow up.
How would you feel if you were Hindu and you went to A&P or Sobey's to find a pile of your holy animal chopped up in the freezer, selling for $3.99/lb?
Or how about if you were Muslim, and you found pork in nearly every single product at the grocery store... or an interest rate on every peice of capital. Imagine as a Muslim trying to buy a house, without sinning? (paying interest in the Koran (sp?) is a sin). Or when they are fasting for Ramadan, how do they feel seeing the rest of us just stuffing our faces all day?
So if you think that's offensive, take a step back and think about how we make the rest of ppl feel EVERY DAY!!
Grow up.
