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Old 30-Nov-2004, 01:13 PM
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X-mas Poem....Repost once a year.

Noobies will enjoy it...

T’was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn Nova,
Even with its big blower!

As the light goes green and I try to pull like no joke,
The Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons!

Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction.
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.

I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four banger straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now,
A thing of the past.

Don't bother with third,
Cause now its too late,
Just try to act cool,
Like I can relate.

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing."

I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... it will be a better night.
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 01:40 PM
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hahahahaha
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 02:18 PM
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hahahaha thats good
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 02:38 PM
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 03:26 PM
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Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons!
thats my favourite line ever....lmao
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 03:56 PM
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Is there a song for it?
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 04:56 PM
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haha Love it!
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 06:15 PM
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thats great!
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 10:33 PM
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awesome 10/10
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Old 30-Nov-2004, 11:02 PM
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lol, thats a great poem, 10 for sure
 
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OMG.... that was GREEEEAT!!!!!!
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Old 01-Dec-2004, 09:53 AM
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust
Is there a song for it?
yeah d00d, I think it's called "the night before christmas" ... you know when he starts naming off the raindeer... that's why they name the pistons in this tune...
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Old 01-Dec-2004, 11:13 AM
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LOL... That was good, i never seen that one before. Guess i'm still hitting the noob name.
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