Yo Mama
28-Aug-2006, 11:39 AM
#1
Registered User
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 498
Yo Mama
Anyone else watch this? I saw it for the first time last week and heard a pretty good one:
Yo mama is so stupid she wanted to go to DisneyLand, so she got in her car, started driving and came to this sign that said:
DisneyLand Left
So she turned around and went home.
Yo mama is so stupid she wanted to go to DisneyLand, so she got in her car, started driving and came to this sign that said:
DisneyLand Left
So she turned around and went home.
28-Aug-2006, 11:49 AM
#7
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Scarbaria
Posts: 11,834
yall hate everything ... i think even if yall semi liked a show .. yall would still say it was super gay here .....
i was at the MTV taping for Yo MAMA live @ Guvernment 2 weeks ago it was pretty jokes .. not the same style as the show but it was nuff jokes ....
Yo "Yo i wanna make fun of your mom, but i dont even know the DUDE"
i was at the MTV taping for Yo MAMA live @ Guvernment 2 weeks ago it was pretty jokes .. not the same style as the show but it was nuff jokes ....
Yo "Yo i wanna make fun of your mom, but i dont even know the DUDE"
28-Aug-2006, 06:05 PM
#12
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 1,381
Yo mama so deep in the closet shes finding christmas presents.
Yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world the Killer whales jumped up and started signing "we are family!"
This is like Grade school ****... nonetheless the show is funny. stupid concept though.
Yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she went to sea world the Killer whales jumped up and started signing "we are family!"
This is like Grade school ****... nonetheless the show is funny. stupid concept though.
28-Aug-2006, 09:08 PM
#15
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 454
actually it's
Yooo muddas so fet! Daaatt wen she jumb for jooyyyyyy.......she got stock.
he wasn't repeating, he was referring to the Russell Peters imitating a would be HK chinese comedian saying that joke.
That was one of my favorite parts Notorious.
Yooo muddas so fet! Daaatt wen she jumb for jooyyyyyy.......she got stock.
he wasn't repeating, he was referring to the Russell Peters imitating a would be HK chinese comedian saying that joke.
That was one of my favorite parts Notorious.
29-Aug-2006, 09:27 AM
#17
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: North East
Posts: 2,578
Originally posted by Bruce Fee
yo momma so stupid she bought an american car for reliability
yo momma so stupid she bought an american car for reliability
29-Aug-2006, 09:33 AM
#18
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: North East
Posts: 2,578
Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she jumps on a scale it says "To Be Continued."
Yo mama is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo mama is so poor that when someone comes to your house and pushes your doorbell she has to stick her head out the window and go "Ding"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps on a dollar she makes change.
Yo mama is so fat that she plays hopscotch like this... Detroit, Newyork, Chicago.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she jumps on a scale it says "To Be Continued."
Yo mama is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo mama is so poor that when someone comes to your house and pushes your doorbell she has to stick her head out the window and go "Ding"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps on a dollar she makes change.
Yo mama is so fat that she plays hopscotch like this... Detroit, Newyork, Chicago.
