Double B

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting...'13...13...13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some retarded bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting...'14...14...14'

Bastards !

ol Dusty

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I was number 13!

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

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ha ha ha!

bbarbulo

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hahahahaha that was great

Gallagher

hahahahahahahahaha

Redeyelove

That made me chuckle.

05CivicSi

Husband says to the wife: "tell me something that will make me both happy and sad"

Wife says "You have the biggest d*ck of all your friends"

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

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^^ ha ha

si_ponz

^^ Lmfao

Newbreed

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids

spike

Those are good one's B and Colin.

civicEJ1

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LMAO

07Ex

Nice!!!