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05-Jun-2006, 07:03 PM
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so one of my co-workers showed this to me.
where i work, there are agents who do online text support, and this is what the customer was saying, for some reason what the agent responded with isn't here, but its damn funny
hahaha
My name is XXXXXXXXX. My DSL modem is acting crazy. It has a knife and it's chasing me around the house. I have myself locked in the closet and I am afraid to come out. I can hear it scratching on the door. Wait... Now it's saying we can be friends. I don't trust it though. I was sending an e-mail when it snuck up behind me. If I hadn't seen its reflection in the monitor, there'd be a knife handle sticking out of me right now. Is my DSL modem supposed to be acting like this? Is this normal? Do other people have this problem?
Yes, I can bring up pages. But I don't like using the internet right now. It's no fun keeping one eye on the screen and one eye on the modem. I'm always wondering...what is the modem going to try to kill me with today.
The issue is not the mail, it's the modem. I'd be fine with the mail and with Verizon DSL if this damn DSL modem didn't seem out to get me. Should I call the cops on this modem? Or maybe I should get a priest for a religious intervention?
The lights on the modem aren't changing, but it is making noises. It's making death threats and whenever I plead with it to leave me alone, it mocks me. It says exactly what I say but in a little baby's voice.
A router but the router likes me. In fact, when the router saw the modem with the knife, he tried to intercede in my behalf. I think the router may have been mortally wounded. He has no lights on at least
Are you listening to me at all? I am holed up in the closet with my laptop. There is a crazy DSL modem outside the door with a knife trying to kill me. It may have already killed my router. I cannot disconnect anything. I am in a closet. It's dark in here!!!
LOL
where i work, there are agents who do online text support, and this is what the customer was saying, for some reason what the agent responded with isn't here, but its damn funny
hahaha
My name is XXXXXXXXX. My DSL modem is acting crazy. It has a knife and it's chasing me around the house. I have myself locked in the closet and I am afraid to come out. I can hear it scratching on the door. Wait... Now it's saying we can be friends. I don't trust it though. I was sending an e-mail when it snuck up behind me. If I hadn't seen its reflection in the monitor, there'd be a knife handle sticking out of me right now. Is my DSL modem supposed to be acting like this? Is this normal? Do other people have this problem?
Yes, I can bring up pages. But I don't like using the internet right now. It's no fun keeping one eye on the screen and one eye on the modem. I'm always wondering...what is the modem going to try to kill me with today.
The issue is not the mail, it's the modem. I'd be fine with the mail and with Verizon DSL if this damn DSL modem didn't seem out to get me. Should I call the cops on this modem? Or maybe I should get a priest for a religious intervention?
The lights on the modem aren't changing, but it is making noises. It's making death threats and whenever I plead with it to leave me alone, it mocks me. It says exactly what I say but in a little baby's voice.
A router but the router likes me. In fact, when the router saw the modem with the knife, he tried to intercede in my behalf. I think the router may have been mortally wounded. He has no lights on at least
Are you listening to me at all? I am holed up in the closet with my laptop. There is a crazy DSL modem outside the door with a knife trying to kill me. It may have already killed my router. I cannot disconnect anything. I am in a closet. It's dark in here!!!
LOL
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